Folks, Donald Trump is desperate to take down his Democratic opponent, Joe Biden, by any means necessary. Literally, any means. Dude got himself impeached over it. However, since the Ukraine thing obviously didn’t work out, not to mention it almost cost him his presidency, and he’s still trailing behind Biden in every reputable poll from Rasmussen to Fox News, it’s pretty safe to say that’s he’s officially in the “projecting while grasping at straws” stage of his grief.
With the first round of debates literally hours away, Trump has doubled-down on his most recent obsession when it comes to the guy who’s slated to wipe the floor with him in just a few short weeks. And to say that it’s ridiculously ironic would be a gross understatement.
Now, while there’s been no tangible proof thus far, we’ve all heard the tales of Noel Casler and various other sources over the years alleging drug abuse in the current president. And, frankly, we’ve seen the tell-tale signs pretty much every time he makes a public appearance.
However, in the most recent episode of “Yes, I’m Clearly Projecting” Trump has taken to accusing Joe Biden of using some sort of performance-enhancing drugs because Donald feels like he’s just doing too well lately. As a result of Trump’s manic, hair-brained theory, he’s begun to demand that the former VP and Democratic nominee submit to a drug test before tomorrow night’s first round of debates.
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“I will be strongly demanding a Drug Test of Sleepy Joe Biden prior to, or after, the Debate on Tuesday night. Naturally, I will agree to take one also,” Trump recently wrote on, you guessed it, Twitter. “His Debate performances have been record setting UNEVEN, to put it mildly. Only drugs could have caused this discrepancy???”
Even Biden, who’s typically level-headed and doesn’t often respond to Donald’s ridiculousness, couldn’t help but chuckle at this one. Saying, “He’s almost …” before settling on “No. I have no comment.”
But later on, the Biden campaign came back with a swing.
“Vice President Biden intends to deliver his debate answers in words. If the president thinks his best case is made in urine he can have at it,” Biden’s deputy campaign manager, Kate Bedingfield, said, according to a report from POLITICO. “We’d expect nothing less from Donald Trump, who pissed away the chance to protect the lives of 200K Americans when he didn’t make a plan to stop COVID-19.”
When ya put it like that, it really and truly cannot get any more ridiculous. And it just goes to prove how terrified Donnie truly is.
Featured image via Flickr/Gage Skidmore, under Creative Commons license 2.0
