Conservative Group Reportedly Suing Homeland Security, Alleging Government Coverup Involving Biden Dogs And We Can’t Make This Stuff Up

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

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Tan suit, terrorist fist-jab, and plant-based beer move over because a conservative group has launched another conspiracy theory. Judicial Watch has tried to take down Joe and Hunter Biden, but now they’ve moved onto the president’s dogs, Champ and Major Biden. And the president and First Lady’s dogs are good boys, but Judicial Watch thinks there is some sort of government coverup.

Vanity Fair reports that in a press release, ‘Judicial Watch announced that it had filed a lawsuit against the U.S. Department of Homeland Security for “records of communication between Secret Service officials assigned to the White House regarding the Biden family dogs.”’

Yes, the President’s dogs are on Judicial Watch’s radar.


“The suit was filed after the Secret Service, which Judicial Watch apparently thinks has nothing better to do, “failed to process records in a timely manner in response to a March 10, 2021, FOIA request.” That request sought “All records of communications between USSS officials responsible for protection at the White House regarding the Biden family dogs, named Champ and Major,” and was apparently inspired by the news that Major had nipped at two individuals at the White House,” the outlet reports.

“In a statement, Judicial Watch president Tom Fitton said, “The public has a right to know the details about any incident in which Secret Service personnel were injured by President Biden’s dog. We have no doubt that Major and Champ are good dogs but politicians and bureaucrats can’t be trusted,” the report continues.

Major Biden was sent for training again after nipping a Secret Service agent’s hand, and Judicial Watch is all over that. The Bidens are getting a cat soon, and we’re sure that Tom Fitton will be watching very closely as if he was attending a Benghazi hearing. And they need to find out if the cat covers up its poop in the litter box, too.

Perhaps Fitton should get together with Newsmax host Greg Kelly who lashed out at the dogs in a bizarre segment, saying that Champ Biden looks “like it’s from the junkyard.” Newsmax has been losing revenue since Trump left office in disgrace, so maybe the host can work for Judicial Watch to get to the bottom of this extremely important matter. Or maybe someone should explain to them that sometimes dogs bite, which means they need to be trained. It’s simple, really.

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