Donald Trump’s big MAGA rally this evening is just kicking off and, frankly, it’s off to the absolutely batshit insane start that we all expected.
Unsurprisingly, Donnie didn’t waste a hot second in getting to his Big Lie to rile up the crowd — whining, complaining, and raging about the “rigged” election that’s wrought with “fraud” that never actually happened, he just lost his ass in a bad kind of way. And, of course, that wasn’t before he tossed a handful of red “I’m a racist” MAGA hats out to the crowd like an overweight, past his prime, divorced coach at a high school football game.
But, wouldn’t you know, it only got worse from there. And quickly.
The one-term, twice-impeached, disgraced former guy quickly shifted gears to rail against “woke” culture — a word he tends to use as a blanket term for the Left whenever he’s criticizing us, which happens often.
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“Do you think that General Patton was woke? I don’t think so,” Trump bellowed from the stage. “You know what woke means? It means you’re a loser.”
This elicited some cheers from his rabid crowd of supporters, which only spurred the attention-seeking, washed-up ex-president to keep on truckin’ — leading us to this gem.
“Everything woke turns to shit.”
Trump: “Do you think that General Patton was woke? I don’t think so … you know what woke means? It means you’re a loser.” pic.twitter.com/KxunFMT2nh
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 22, 2021
Those five stupid, basic words, that didn’t even take two whole brain cells to string together, lit his low IQ crowd up into an absolute uproar.
Immediately, the people surrounding him began to scream, holler, and loudly chant, “USA!”
Literally, in all the years I’ve had the displeasure of watching these God-awful Trump rallies, this may very well be the most worked-up I’ve ever seen this collective group of dimwits.
I guess the lesson here is, a half-ass placed “shit” combined with the word “woke” is all it takes to get someone riled up when their IQ and their shoe size are the same.
Featured image via screen capture
