Don Jr. Challenges Hunter Biden To A Debate, Promises To Release Tax Returns

Oh, dear Lord.


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Donald Trump Jr., a trophy-hunting piece of shit, wants you to know that he’s a manly sort of man, so he challenged his Daddy’s rival’s son, Hunter Biden, to “man up” and debate him “about who really profited from their father’s public office.” Oh, that’s rich since Donald Trump’s offspring have significantly profited from President Gritfy McGrifterson’s presidency. I’m waiting for the part where Junior threatens to arm wrestle, Hunter, a private citizen.

“I was an international businessperson before my father got into politics,” Liddle Donald told Axios CEO Jim VandeHei in an Axios on HBO interview aired on Sunday. “That’s what we did. I’m not gonna say I haven’t benefited from my father’s last name, just like Hunter Biden did. It would be foolish to say that. But, I haven’t benefited from my father’s taxpayer-funded office.”

“Hunter Biden, his father becomes VP, all of a sudden he goes over to Ukraine and he’s making 83 grand a month,” Don Jr. continued. “We stopped doing any new international business deals when my father won the presidency.”

“So you know what would be great? I’ll let you host it,” Junior said. “You moderate a debate between Hunter Biden and myself. Come on. Let’s do it.”

So badass!

“No, no, seriously. We can go full transparency,” Don Jr. insisted. “We show everything, and we can talk about all of the places where I’m supposedly grifting, but Hunter Biden isn’t. I would love to do it.”

“As it relates to the grifting, they’re saying we’re profiting off of the presidency. Let’s talk about it,” he continued.

VandeHei then asked the president’s son, “But you profited, don’t you?”

“I don’t know that I’ve profited off of the presidency,” Donnie Jr. said.

“You have a bestselling book,” VandeHei continued. “You do paid speeches. Don’t you co-own the Trump Hotel?”

“Nothing that I haven’t done before,” Jr. responded. “And again, if you looked at my tax returns, which maybe we could talk about in this debate.”

“So, you’ll release your tax return?” VandeHei asked the little shithead. “You would release your tax returns, and he would debate you? You would really debate him?”

“I’d 100 percent debate him,” Trump Jr. said. “Let’s talk about who profited off of whose public service. Happy to do it. Let’s make it happen.”

Watch this fool:

OK, you insufferable little jerkwad, let’s get one thing straight: We want to see Grandpa Ranty’s taxes. We don’t give a fuck about you or Hunter. But thanks for bringing up tax returns, you absolute walnut. It’s cute, though, that Junior is worried about the Democratic candidate so much.

TJ Ducklo, national press secretary for the Biden campaign, told Axios in response to Junior’s challenge: “It is hard to believe anything a Trump says on tax returns when Donald Sr. has lied for years about releasing his.”

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