At least a few times a week I find myself thinking, “This is it. This is the bottom. This is as low as Conservative human beings can possibly go without physically turning into little war androids or something.” Yet, every single time I find myself believing that these people come around with something so ridiculous, so heinous or pathetic or immature that it takes me several minutes to process how they’re still managing to stay in their human form.
As I’m sure you know by now, Donald Trump’s eldest son and namesake, Don Jr., is still really, really upset over his daddy losing the 2020 presidential election to Joe Biden. Like, seriously, it’s 6 months later and he has yet to even start to let it go. However, he seems to have trouble actually finding anything legitimate to criticize the president over, considering Biden has done a pretty damn good job so far. So, that’s seemingly left the eldest Trump spawn to pull grievances out of his rear end. Like this one.
Recently, as families all across the nation tried to celebrate the independence of this country with some fireworks and hotdogs, Don Jr. was taking to his Twitter account to whine and complain over President Biden getting two scoops of ice cream — more specifically, I suppose he felt like the media covered Biden’s double scoop in a more flattering light than they would have his father’s, who used to demand two scoops of ice cream with his chocolate cream pie while his guests allegedly only got one.
Guys, I’m beginning to think there may be a slight difference in the way the media handles leaders of different parties??? https://t.co/0s27gx2LKU
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) July 5, 2021
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And wouldn’t you know that instead of being the good patriots they claim to be on such a patriotic holiday in this country, many Conservatives were instead taking to Twitter to loyally follow Don’s ridiculous complaint:
The order heard around the world. https://t.co/fHnA8TJQVP
— Logan Wyatt (@SilentReaper76) July 5, 2021
— S. Picard, Deplorable, Neanderthal & Anglo-Saxon (@PicardSa) July 5, 2021
They’d fake caring about your dad’s health when he ate McDonald’s but Joe can have all the scoops he wants https://t.co/WoZmGpeQZ2
— Logan Ratick (@Logan_Ratick) July 5, 2021
👺Regressed to his childhood. Joe Biden “screams for ice cream”. Blithering idiot actually. Back to the basement and let the patriots celebrate the birth of our country. https://t.co/ImjACZXJCy
— beatrice (@beatric20994554) July 5, 2021
Yes when Pres Trump need ice creams they were crazy no transparency https://t.co/37lZFLSxyG
— plurry (@plurry2) July 5, 2021
I gotta tell you guys if two scoops of chocolate chip ice cream is the worst we have to worry about under President Biden, I feel like we’re doing alright.
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