Donald Trump and his spawn have been involved in some highly dubious activities, and they have told a mountain of lies to keep in power by seemingly any means possible. Now, I’ve wrestled over the idea of who is dumber: Eric or Don Jr.? So, while Donald Trump Jr. appears to be exceedingly stupid, he also appears to be on drugs lately. But, Eric doesn’t seem to be high — he’s just dumb. If stupidity was painful, Eric would be in the emergency room.
Eric practically described himself as a Boy Scout on Twitter even though his attorneys are trying to delay complying with a subpoena issued by New York Attorney General Letitia James until after the upcoming presidential election in November.
In August, James went to court to compel the Trump Organization, including Eric, to testify and turn over documents as part of an investigation into whether the family’s company illegally inflated his assets to attract investors and earn loans or tax benefits.
Totally Boy Scout stuff, right? So, this tweet didn’t go down well:
Lived a Clean and Honest Life
Raised nearly 25 Million Dollars by +/- age 30 for sick children at St. Jude
— Eric Trump (@EricTrump) September 25, 2020
We don’t care about Hunter Biden because he is not part of the Democratic nominee’s campaign and won’t be part of the administration.
Twitter users pounced:
Can’t believe Eric had the audacity to even post that 😂
— Hello Karens (@d_mclean325e) September 25, 2020
Did you put your own name in your own tweet? Is that so your dad knows who you are?
Probably won’t work, but I admire the effort.
— Jay Black (@jayblackisfunny) September 25, 2020
— Jessica Grant (@jgrant24) September 25, 2020
You should be practicing your answers for your imminent grilling
— Daniel (@kacang_tua) September 25, 2020
Clean and honest life. Omg. Thanks for the Friday funny.
— MNGuuurrrlllll ⛄️ (@KimRamamom) September 25, 2020
I forget, are you legally allowed to operate a charity in the State of New York?
— Branden Lane (@BrandenMLane) September 25, 2020
Look daddy! I made a tweet on the BIG POTTY!
LOVE ME, DADDY!
— Jimmy Kokinakes (@JimmyKokinakes) September 25, 2020
Eric, your father still doesn’t love you.