Fox News Host Seemingly Wanted Toy Company To Make A Barbie Doll Of Melania Trump And We Couldn’t Make This Nonsense Up If We Tried

Yeaaaa. No thanks.


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I know I can’t possibly be the only one who finds the Right’s unwavering obsession with Melania Trump completely and utterly freaking weird.

In much the same way they’ve done her husband over the years, the Conservative crowd has a habit of idolizing the former First Lady to a level that doesn’t even make sense. I mean, yea, she’s pretty, I guess. On the surface, anyway. But when it comes to the inside, Melania Trump is one of the ugliest people to walk the face of this earth, and she wasn’t even a good First Lady. She was hateful, hard-hearted, tone-deaf, and frankly stuck up as Hell. All of her initiatives were a complete “bust” and the level of hypocrisy she regularly displayed was absolutely mind-blowing.

But nevertheless, the Right fully and wholeheartedly believes the woman is the best thing since sliced bread. (If you ask me, it’s likely got a lot to do with the fact that she’s the only First Lady whose bits and bobs are easily accessible through a quick Google search.)

Fox News made quite a display of their Melania obsession a while back when Mattel released its new collectible Barbie doll that was modeled after former First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt.

At the time, back in March, during a Fox News panel, one host reported, “There is a new collectible Barbie modeled after First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt. The release comes before International Women’s Day next week and is the latest in the toymaker’s line of aspiring women. The doll features a dress meant to reflect the First Lady’s style. Barbie praised Roosevelt in a tweet saying in part, ‘she used her voice to lift up others and inspired generations to speak up.’ Barbie tweeted that, guys, on her tiny cellphone.”

Fox talking head and Trump family sycophant supreme Brian Kilmeade was quick to weigh in with his opinion that if any of the First Ladies should have a Barbie doll based upon their likeness, it should be Donald’s third wife, Melania.

“The most natural one would be Melania, right?” Kilmeade stated. “I mean she looks like they should have a doll of her.”

I’m sorry, the most natural? I don’t know who he was looking at for those four long, terrible years, but there’s pretty much nothing on Melania Trump that’s natural in any way.

You can watch the crazy clip here:

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