If you feel that we’re living through surreal times, you wouldn’t be wrong. The problem is that conservatives voted in a conspiracy theorist so pretty much every fabrication the right-wing spins seems to be fair game. During the campaign, conservatives hyped a conspiracy theory that Hillary Clinton runs a child sex-slave ring in Comet Ping Pong’s basement. The only problem with their theory — besides all of it — is that the pizzeria does not have a basement. So, on to the next conspiracy theory about Hillary.
It’s not that surprising that Donald Trump, who refuses to take “zero” responsibility for his own actions, runs a White House teeming with conspiracy theories.
The White House somehow thinks that Hillary Clinton intentionally lost the election just so Democrats could then impeach Donald Trump. Yes, all of this is Hillary’s fault, you guys. We’re only surprised Republicans didn’t bring this bonkers defense up as the House votes to impeach our corrupt “president.”
Brian Karem tweeted a quote from a White House source, saying, “Hillary Clinton purposely lost the election with the aid of Russian hacking so the Democrats could then impeach Trump.”
Not from the Onion but from a WH source – “Hillary Clinton purposely lost the election with the aid of Russian hacking so the Democrats could then impeach Trump”
— Brian J. Karem (@BrianKarem) December 18, 2019
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Well, of course, that set the Twitterverse ablaze because that’s some straight-up crazy shit, and it even caught Hillary Clinton’s attention.
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) December 18, 2019
Best Tweet of the Day! 🏆 pic.twitter.com/1Jz5nEt9QU
— 🌎𝐖𝐞𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞🌍 (@American4Love) December 18, 2019
Love her or hate her, Clinton always maintains her composure. She doesn’t unleash mean-girl tweets like Donald does after he takes his morning big boy poopy, then flushes the toilet 15 times. And she testified under oath for 11 hours straight without breaking a sweat after Republicans tried to blame her for the 2012 attack in Benghazi. In contrast, Trump would never go under oath since he can’t even keep his lies straight. His lawyers would go into panic mode — or at least the ones who aren’t being investigated.
The only person responsible for Donald Trump’s impeachment is Donald Trump. We can also blame his enablers but the list is lengthy and includes the obsequious Trump supporters who gave him the keys to the White House. Trump and his team excel at projection, but I suppose they have to be good at something.
I hate to dox her, but if you want to know where Hillary lives, she resides in Donald Trump’s head.
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