Okay. Well, things got really weird with Donald Trump’s old press secretary.
Recently, Kayleigh McEnany sat down for a chat on Fox Nation and, in what was probably her fifty millionth lie today, tried to harp on how much Jesus helped her through her Trump administration job, claiming that she was so nervous and upset ahead of her first press briefing of behalf of Donald Trump, that she was crying in the bathroom.
According to McEnany, she became so overwhelmed at that moment that, tear-stricken and distraught, she got on her knees on that very bathroom floor and prayed to Jesus. Of course, like any good Christian, that supposedly solved all of her problems in an instant (because apparently God cares about Kayleigh McEnany in the bathroom but not starving humans and childhood cancer, but whatever, I guess.)
I know, you probably think this is a joke. But it’s really, really not.
See for yourself:
Kayleigh McEnany on her first presser: “I was a wreck, I was crying .. I got down on my knees in the bathroom and I prayed. All of the sudden, when I took the podium, all those tears had melted away and I had this total serenity that was only made possible because of Christ.” pic.twitter.com/2n6CWiCL7L
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) November 30, 2021
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Of course, in Kayleigh’s mind (we’re guessing here, I can’t actually read her mind, thank GOD) this was supposed to be a sweet story about her spirituality and how she’s such a good little Christian. But, let’s be honest — she went on TV and publicly said she got on her knees on a bathroom floor.
You know how that went with the people of Twitter.
They thought the same thing you’re thinking right now, even if you won’t admit it:
Kayleigh on the bathroom floor on her knees… who was in the bathroom with her?
— Grunt6611b (@66VNGrunt67) November 30, 2021
If she’s on the bathroom floor on her knees, I doubt if she’s praying…
— LeatherTJL72 (@LTjl72) November 30, 2021
She got on her knees in the bathroom, and prayed. Sure Kay Kay, we’ll call it praying.
— terri berry rooks (@Rooksterr) November 30, 2021
So many things to say, every single one of which would and should get me banned. So, no, I will refrain from commenting on Kayleigh kneeling in the bathroom. But you know what I’m thinking.
— Dr. Stardus614 🕎🎄🕯☃️❄️Fox News is lying to you. (@stardus614) November 30, 2021
— Suburban Housewife (@SuburbanHousew3) December 1, 2021
Was Kayleigh in the men’s room?
— RollWithIt (@jbrdtrd) November 30, 2021
Who was in there with her?🤔
— badou (@maynebarone) November 30, 2021
I don’t know what she thought was going to happen after she said that, but she flat out opened her mouth for that one. Pun only slightly intended.