Y’all, things just keep getting worse and worse for Trump’s old pal and former president of Liberty University, Jerry Falwell Jr.
For the guy who’s supposed to be as Godly and Christianly as they come, it’s really turning out that the dude’s kinda freaky. And by freaky I mean… Well… You know.
It was just a few weeks ago that Falwell was dethroned from his presidential post at the Conservative Christian university when he was found to have violated the school’s code of conduct after a resurfaced image circulated on social media, showing Falwell on a yacht with a drink in his hand that he described as “dark water”, his hand around his wife’s assistant’s waist, and both of their pants unbuttoned and their stomachs exposed.
But the weirdness didn’t stop there.
Things got even worse for Falwell today when his former “pool boy” revealed that the former Liberty University president has an affinity for “watching from the corner of the room” as his wife participates in sexual relations with other men.
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But nevertheless, Liberty University was kicking off their first day of classes today and it seemed that, despite the scandalous revelations in the news today, they were trying to carry on with business as usual with a tweet announcing the first day of classes and asking students what course they’re most excited for.
It’s here! The first day of classes!
What class are you most looking forward to this semester?📚 pic.twitter.com/vUnTpRCRzP— Liberty University (@LibertyU) August 24, 2020
But this is social media we’re talking about here and everyone knows the dirty secrets and Twitter wasn’t about to let the University get away with acting as though as is well.
So, they answered the question, but not in the way the school was assuredly hoping for:
Pool boy classes. Definitely life-changing.
— Hudson River Croc (@HudsonRiverCroc) August 24, 2020
Ethics is #1.
Learning how to use a condom is #2
Counseling on Sexual assault #3
What happens when multiple partners have sex#4
Corruption: how to notice it #5
Thank you for asking— SaysDana 💛 (@SaysDana) August 24, 2020
Is there a class on Christian threesomes? Is it an elective or mandatory for every graduate of this university?
— Elliana Resist (@EllianaResist) August 24, 2020
I just like to watch.
— Truther Dare (@truther_dare) August 24, 2020
I’m looking forward to Mr. & Mrs. Jerry Falwell, Jr.’s motel lecture on how a Trinity is formed.
I don’t want to participate, so can I just sit in the corner and audit the class? Glory!
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) August 24, 2020
Looking forward to:
– Kink with the Pool Boy 101
– Grifting millions from the rubes 404
– Drinking on a yacht while laughing at God 302— Snarkasaurus Rex (@HerrWillhelm) August 24, 2020
How many credit hours is cuckolding with the pool boy 101?
— Aaron Goodrich (@ARGoodrich) August 24, 2020
I can’t wait to take advanced level “Consensual Christian Threesomes”
and “Introduction to Marital Voyeurism”
I was disappointed to see that President Falwell will not be teaching either this semester.
— Robert Hunt (@ConsultCannaRob) August 24, 2020
Look, Liberty, you just opened yourself right on up for that one.
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