Melania Trump Allegedly Boasted To Her Friends About The Size Of Trump’s “Manhood” After They Made Jokes About The Size Of His Hands

Well, that's... Awkward.

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It’s no secret that there’s a whole of a lot to unpack when it comes to the relationship between the First Lady (Donald’s third lady) and Trump himself.

In the public eye (such as interviews, social media posts, and statements), Melania Trump talks as though you could search the whole world over and still never find someone with as much support for her husband and his presidential position as she has.

However, on more than one occasion, we’ve seen evidence of what seems like Melania’s complete disinterest, and dare I say disgust, with her husband, when she thinks she isn’t under public scrutiny — ranging from snubbed kisses and offers to hold hands, to looks of disgust and disinterest clearly painted all over her face, to appearing as though she’s nearly nodding off during one of his speeches. But here’s the thing, Mel: You’re literally, unfortunately, the First Lady of the United States right now. We’re always scrutinizing you.

Melania Trump is under so much scrutiny (as she should be), in fact, that there’s literally entire books written on her just from her position in the White House, and there’s more to come.

However, the upcoming, heavily-researched and painfully detailed tell-all from Washington Post journalist Mary Jordan is shaping up to be the biggest doozy of them all to date.

We’ve known for ages now that Donald Trump has a serious complex when it comes to… Err… Size. 

But according to Jordan’s recently released book, The Art of Her Deal: The Untold Story of Melania Trump, Trump’s current wife doesn’t care much for people making comments about her husband’s… Girth… Either.

Check out the report from The Daily Mail:

Melania Trump defended the size of Donald Trump’s manhood to teasing friends, insisting that he is a ‘real man’, according to a new book obtained by The future First Lady admonished close friends when they joked Trump must have a small penis because he has small hands, and cut into retort: ‘Don’t say this – he’s a real man.’”

We have absolutely no idea what’s going on in Donald Trump’s pants, and quite frankly, I have absolutely no desire to ever know.

However, it’s worth noting that this allegedly happened around about the same time she found out about her husband’s sordid affairs with a porn star and a playmate. So, maybe she does have some pride in her husband’s package. But on the other hand, maybe it was just a desperate attempt to save face when she’d just found out that she was no more special than all the other Trump wives to come before her.

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