I’ve gotta be honest with you, Mike Pompeo just is not someone that I really keep tabs on these days. The only time I really cared to know what the guy was up to, was when he was serving as the Secretary of State under Donald Trump’s now-former administration. And trust me when I say, it was not out of admiration or interest, it was out of fear and loathing as he partnered with a reality TV washup President and a conversion therapy-loving VP to dismantle this nation from the inside out.
Now that we’re finally out of the direct line of fire when it comes to their plots and schemes and overall torturous ways, I just can’t say I’ve ever really cared to check in on the guy.
However, I’m not a hermit and Twitter is certainly a thing I still use. So, when I came across this little gem from Molly Jong-Fast, it definitely was not a thing I could ignore:
Omg mike pompeo is melting, how did he get so small? https://t.co/NTmjUSX1Xj
— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) November 14, 2021
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THAT is Mike Pompeo! Or so they say, anyway. I’m still not fully convinced that it’s not a space alien in a meat suit.
As I’m sure you can imagine, social media users were quick to notice the former Secretary of State’s drastic change in appearance and very sudden weight loss and, well, they have questions. A LOT of questions:
What the hell happened to Mike Pompeo??? I get trying to lose weight but he looks kinda unhealthy, is he okay?
— Darien Gordon (He/Him) (@darien_gordon_) November 14, 2021
OMG look at Mike Pompeo’s weight loss surgery and nosejob, lol! He thinks he’s making himself presidential (and less ethnic!) But even if he’s no longer a gluttonous fat fuck, he’s still a lying, corrupt, christo-fascist pile of trash, who will never be president. #StomachBypass https://t.co/UB9HkkPgT6
— The 420 Honey™ (@the420Honey) November 14, 2021
OK… What’s up with Pompeo?
Massive weight loss, sick or actor?
When people lose a lot of weight, it’ll change their entire appearance, and I’m not one to jump to conclusions.
Curious what everyone thinks. 🤔 https://t.co/x1BdiVlh09
— 💫Queen of Seventeen 1️⃣7️⃣🥃❤️🇺🇲✝️ (@AreYouAwaQe) November 7, 2021
Probably bc he is not shoving down McDonalds quarter pounders in the oval office w Trump anymore. Seriously – the white house kitchen staff can make just about anything 24/7, and Trump was a McDonalds addict. There is NOTHING right about that guy. https://t.co/Xg1W6B9ezc
— Sweeper1966 (@sweeper1966) November 14, 2021
Looks like Mike Pompeo went out and got gastric bypass surgery which is the surest sign he plans on running for president. pic.twitter.com/vwgX5YXWrR
— 🦃Derek 🦃 (@i__m__kered) October 20, 2021
Pompeo is running for something. Whether it’s senator or president — nothing else could get him to drop this much weight. (This includes the possibility of gastric bi-pass, gastric sleeve or the gastric band – which is what NJ former Gov Chris Cristie failed at). https://t.co/ocCZYMGQ7B
— Jesse Elin Browne Vaxxed & Boosted! (@effiedog) September 16, 2021
Listen, we don’t know what is behind Pompeo’s sudden, massive “makeover.” Maybe he just wanted to get healthy. Maybe he was sick. Maybe he’s got a new girlfriend. Maybe he’s gearing up for some sort of office. Who knows? All I know is that something very drastic took place to make such a large change, so quickly.
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