Look, Trump’s old personal lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, has been down on his luck here lately — there’s just no denying that. The guy’s being sued from every angle over his lies and conspiracy theories regarding the 2020 election, all while his old boss has reportedly refused to help foot any of the associated bills that are rapidly mounting against it. And, of course, that’s not even counting the legal fees for the investigations he’s a part of.
Not that long ago, we reported that Giuliani had seemingly reached a new low when he began to advertise himself on Cameo — a platform that allows “famous” people to send personalized messages to buyers for a fee for things like birthdays, anniversaries, other special occasions, or “just because.”
However, it seems like his Cameo gig might not be cutting it.
Either Rudy recently found himself in the time crunch of a lifetime or his luck is way lower than we even realized — because it seems as though he was caught shaving his face in an airport restaurant… While eating.
On Sunday, traveler Nick Weiss seemingly caught the former Trump attorney doing some table-side grooming at the Delta One Lounge inside the John F. Kennedy International Airport this past Sunday — which has led many on social media to wonder if the defunct attorney is now living inside the airport.
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Weiss spoke with the Daily Mail and claimed that he caught Rudy going to town on some lobster bisque, which “took him 15 minutes to have one bowl of soup because every time he’d bring the spoon up to his mouth, half would fall back into the soup.”
The traveler claimed that after finishing his soup, Rudy was brought a plate of brownies before he proceeded to shave his face with what appears to be an electric razor and the camera on a tablet while still seated at the table. Thus far, no one seems to be able to explain why Giuliani didn’t groom himself in the airport’s restroom, which was reportedly just a few steps away.
American comedian Michael Rapaport shared Weiss’ video of the Trump lawyer with his own voice over covering the matter:
Look at these disgusting filthy nasty slob @RudyGiuliani shaving in a restaurant at JFK yesterday.
You nasty pig you #RudyThe @iamrapaport is now LIVE discussing the disgusting:https://t.co/miHUOBNbPj pic.twitter.com/yYwUN7lWid
— MichaelRapaport (@MichaelRapaport) August 23, 2021
To say the very least, Twitter reacted exactly as we expected:
Can we confirm that he’s not actually living in the airport?
— DumpDeathSantis (@islamoradalover) August 23, 2021
🤮!!!
— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) August 23, 2021
There is this thing called the airport bathroom and it’s there for a reason
— Let People Vote 🌊 😷🍩 (@FlipBlue2022) August 23, 2021
Rudy Giuliani shaving in a restaurant is the least embarrassing thing he has ever done pic.twitter.com/fCM1GJudlY
— Ellen Kurz (@EllenKurz) August 24, 2021
Maybe, it’s the old “Hey there’s a hair in my food” in order to get his (and his companions) food for free.
Rudy G saving his $$ to pay off Dominion
— DrawOutsideTheLines (@lines_draw) August 23, 2021
At least he wasn’t tucking his shirt! 😏 pic.twitter.com/F4atAlUsby
— ProfBackUp (@back_prof) August 23, 2021
Look, we’re not 100 percent clear on what exactly is going on here, but it’s pretty clear that ole Collude-y Rudy is going through something.
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