Report Claims Trump Has Been Cold-Calling His Friends To Whine About His Own Woes And Mistreatment Amid National Chaos: “Why Does Everything Always Happen To Me?!”

I hope you’ve never thought for a single second that Donald Trump is or has ever been concerned with anyone but himself.

However, if you did happen to be one of the few who somehow just didn’t pick up on the millions of signs, or you were still somehow holding out a shred of hope that he isn’t as bad as he seems — this should do you in, finally.

According to a new report from the Washington Post, Trump has taken to calling up his friends and belly-aching about his numerous political misfortunes as the riots and protests continue to rage, the coronavirus pandemic gets worse and worse with each passing moment, and the economy and unemployment rates that he was hoping to bank his reelection on go swirling down the drain.

And according to the friends who have the displeasure of taking these phone calls, Donnie doesn’t even bother with your typical pleasantries anymore. Apparently, Donnie just jumps right on into his “woe is me” monologues.

“The president rants about the deadly coronavirus destroying ‘the greatest economy,’ one he claims to have personally built,” the Post reports. “He laments the unfair ‘fake news’ media, which he vents never gives him any credit. And he bemoans the ‘sick, twisted’ police officers in Minneapolis, whose killing of an unarmed black man in their custody provoked the nationwide racial justice protests that have confounded the president.”

The popular publication was sure to point out that painting himself as the victim of any and every situation is a Trump tactic that we’re no strangers to — as he regularly screams things like “PROSECUTORIAL MISCONDUCT!” and “POLITICAL WITCH HUNT!” on his Twitter timeline like a lobotomized parrot with Tourette’s.

Friends on the receiving end of Trump’s whiny calls say his self-victimization certainly isn’t anything new out of the president, but that Trump has definitely up the ante on his griping throughout this tumultuous summer.

“Former Trump Organization executive Barbara Res revealed, “Whatever bad happened, no matter what it was, it was always against him, always directed at him. He would say, ‘Why does everything always happen to me?'”

Adding, “It was as if the world revolved around him. Everything that happened had an effect on him, good or bad.”

The report goes on to claim that even some of Trump’s closest allies are getting rather uncomfortable with his constant self-pitying state while the country and its people continue to fall to pieces.

Several associates are reportedly urging Donald to drop the egocentric crap in an effort to boost his dangerously low ratings and some advisors such as Hope Hicks and Dan Scavino have used events and social media videos with crowds of supporters in an attempt to cheer him up — like the toddler that he is.

The report claims that close advisors to the president also go out of their way to show Trump internal polls that depict him beating Joe Biden come November — a direct contradiction to the public polls that show him suffering a pretty brutal loss.

There’s really no denying at this point that Donald Trump is nothing more than a petulant child that needs to be pacified on the regular while the country burns to the ground at his fingertips.

You can read the full report here.

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