Social Media Reacts To Trump’s Claims That Per Melania – He’s Better Looking Than JFK: John “Has Been In The Ground Since 1963 But Is Probably Still Better Looking”

Donald Trump held another super-spreader MAGA rally, this time in Janesville, Wisconsin, and the entire scene was bonkers as the president spoke to a largely maskless crowd amid the raging pandemic that has brought our country to a standstill. And Trump in true form told a ‘first lady’ story, which is always similar to his ‘sir’ stories. And for the life of me, I can’t figure out why Trump would call Melania ‘first lady’ while they are at home. For example, do you refer to your significant other by his or her occupation or status? Hey, software engineer, how ya’ doing?

Yeah, that’s not real life unless you’re Donald Trump with an imagination that is in stark contrast with reality, and he is more handsome than JFK, according to his wifebot.

“I said, first lady, am I the most handsome president ever? ‘Yes, absolutely.’ I said, who can top me? She said, ‘well, JFK was good looking, but nothing like you. Nothing like you, darling.'”

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“I said, first lady, am I the most handsome president ever? ‘Yes, absolutely.’ I said, who can top me? She said, ‘well, JFK was good looking, but nothing like you. Nothing like you, darling.'” — Trump pic.twitter.com/5dWoSQoY8v

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 18, 2020

Social media users weighed in.

Is this a stand-up act or a presidential speech? Because it sucks either way.

— Michael Hiltzik (@hiltzikm) October 18, 2020

i think she meant “KFC”

— JLoganEsq (@EsqLogan) October 18, 2020

Things that didn’t happen for 600, Alex.

— (Nikki Robustelli）☆ (@nikki6rob) October 18, 2020

I find it hard to believe they constantly refer to each other as darling….

— Sandhya Kripalani (@SandhyaSunset23) October 18, 2020

Sean Conley update:
Advanced tests indicate that Trump is truly handsome. So handsome COVID19 moved like a b*tch all over his person lips tongue camera TV.

— Exploding Tree Singh, MD 🌊 (@LabyrinthWeaver) October 18, 2020

Wherein he calls her First Lady because he KNOWS he can’t trust himself to get her name right.

— Lucifer Morningstar in a biker jacket (@sethanikeem) October 18, 2020

Gee, I sure hope Trump’s home plant reclaims him soon. This shit is getting old.

Featured image via Gage Skidmore/Flickr, under Creative Commons license 2.0

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