Let’s be honest, this country is going straight to Hell in a handbasket in a quick kind of way under the reign of Donald J. Trump. Seriously, guys, it’s bad.
Brown children are ripped from the arms of their parents and thrown in cages for God only knows how long, minorities in this nation are losing their basic human rights at alarming rates, women are being forced to serve as incubators for fetuses that old, rich, white men only care about until they take their first breath, Trump has officially been acquitted in a hack job partisan Senate trial and now fully believes that he can do whatever he wants from this point forward — it’s just fucking dismal.
So, as morbid as it might be these days when we find a reason to laugh around here, we take it. Especially if it’s at the expense of Twitler himself. Because I’m fully of the belief at this point that if you don’t laugh, all you’ll do is cry until you die.
After today’s round of bullshit, including an extra-unhinged Trump speech-turned MAGA rally and the unjust ousting of not one but two government employees who dared to deliver their testimonies during Trump’s impeachment hearings (not to mention Col. Vindman’s twin brother who didn’t even testify), frankly, I was eager to find something that made me chuckle. Luckily enough, the humor Gods smiled down on me today and I stumbled across something that did more than that — I still can’t catch my breath over this one.
Allow me to present to you, Exhibit A:
This photo has not been altered. This is the president. https://t.co/nkYrU5QqVP
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 8, 2020
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OOOOOHHHHHHH sweet zombie Jesus, folks. His makeup artist must hate him as much as we do because that is a serious, never before seen level of un-fucking-blended right there, y’all.
Twitter seemed to share my giggles:
— grumpster (@grumppyme) February 8, 2020
I’m going to go with drugstore self tanner
— Lauren (@sequinpants) February 8, 2020
I’m scared at how much joy this photo gives me.
— andy lassner (@andylassner) February 8, 2020
That fire and fury Trump brand orange spray tan doesn’t blend well….
— Chris (@LCSeward) February 8, 2020
Looks like he was bobbing for apples in sewage.
— Eric Nelson (@literaryeric) February 8, 2020
The person who didn’t tell him he had toilet paper stuck to his shoe is the same person who told him this looks good.
— peregrinas (@dibelloholly) February 8, 2020
Why do I find such delight in this as if I were a 12 year old boy. This is freakin hilarious!!!!!😂😂😂😜😆😆🤣
— Lisa Piggott (@LLF419) February 8, 2020
I can’t say that I blame the person, whoever it is. If I had the opportunity to pull off a joke like that at his expense, you can bet your ass I’d take it.
Featured image via Political Tribune gallery
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