Ladies and gentlemen, today we’re here to talk about Donald Trump’s bootlicker in chief, South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham. Now don’t get me wrong, Graham has always been a big ole’ steamy hunk of southern fried garbage — smothered in butter, racism, and disappointment.
However, the guy went from bad to worse, so so so much worse, the moment that Donald J. Trump took office. And I do mean the moment he took office.
All throughout Donald’s campaigning days, Lindsey Graham was quite literally one of the biggest Trump detractors on this side of the Mississippi.
Seriously, he called him an “enormous douche,” for God’s sake.
But that giant douche must have some dirt that would cause Graham’s mama to need a fainting couch because he went from “giant douche” to “please sir, may I lick your lifted boots again” real quick like, the moment Trump moved his golf clubs into the White House.
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And though every once in a great while, Graham’s facade will crack and he’ll remind us all that the tiny boy inside him hates Trump with the passion of a thousand suns, for the most part, his blind loyalty to the bunker boy in chief has yet to falter.
However, we just weren’t prepared for this particular length our resident southern fried bootlicker seemed to go to.
In a photo that circulated on social media, it appeared as though Lindsey Graham had actually dyed his hair to match the same putrid orange hue of Donald Trump’s.
OH MY GOD. Lindsay dyed his hair to look like Trump.
CANNOT UNSEE. pic.twitter.com/M1g7a4wEiY
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) June 3, 2020
Y’all… Twitter did not hold back:
They’ve always said dogs look like their owners.
— Kevin Dieterle (@KevinDieterle1) June 3, 2020
They’ve always said dogs look like their owners.
— Kevin Dieterle (@KevinDieterle1) June 3, 2020
The mark of the beast.
Everything Trump Touches Dyes
— SteveTheKamala’sCat (@TheSteveTheCat) June 3, 2020
Maybe it’s a daddy thing, seriously. He was always looking for approval from John McCain and now he’s looking for it from Trump.
— Mother of Cocktails 🍸 (@mamofcocktails) June 3, 2020
Why it’s Leslie Graham, the finest bottom in the whole of the Senate..
— Bronco (@Verylongrange) June 3, 2020
Whatever Trump has on him, it better be good.
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