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Social Media Users Think That Kevin McCarthy Is Hiding An Inconvenient Bodily Function In Recent Photo: “It Rhymes With Biding A Phoner”

Oh, man. That's... Embarrassing.

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Let’s be real here, folks — there’s never a single day in Trump world where something doesn’t happen that makes my eyeballs go crooked and my stomach churn, and leaves me fighting off the existential dread with a stick. Frankly, it’s kind of become part of my daily routine at this point. I’ve become used to the blurry vision and nausea. Because what else can you do, right?

But even in my calloused state these days, every once in awhile, something will still get me. I’ll run across an article or something that’s blazing a wildfire through social media and I’m just not prepared for it. The surprise sets in, the nausea kicks up a notch, and I’m stuck arguing with myself whether I should laugh at the ridiculousness or cry big crocodile tears at the heinousness of it all.

I tend to have a rather dark sense of humor, so typically the former wins out in the end.

And that’s precisely what took place when I stumbled across a photo making waves on social media featuring a rather prominent GOP member seemingly trying to hide a seriously inconvenient bodily function in the crotch region with what looks to be some sort pamphlet or brochure-like thing.

See for yourself:

Y’all… I’m sorry. You can go ahead and put all that eye bleach you’re going to need on my tab. But seriously, there’s some major tentage going on there and typically people don’t just hang a piece of paper in front of their crotch for the hell of it. I don’t know what else to tell you.

But trust me, I’m not alone in my assumption that McCarthy was struggling to keep the rocket off the launch pad if ya know what I mean. You know what I mean. We all , unfortunately, know what I mean.

And so close to that guy’s head!

Please excuse me while I go bathe in holy water.

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Andrea Thompson

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