Trump Appeared To Ignore 15th Wedding Anniversary With Melania

I wonder if he slept on the couch over this?


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Donald Trump, favorite of the Moral Majority and the evangelical crowd, doesn’t exactly have a good track record for making his marriages stick. Despite his numerous claims that no one could love God more than he loves God, and multiple attempts by the right-wing nuts to label him as the second coming of Christ, he’s not exactly made a habit out of adhering to that adultery commandment or even making sure he just stays married to the same person long enough for her to draw off his 401k.

Nevertheless, it seems at though the third time may have been the charm for Trump, as Donald and his latest wife Melania recently celebrated their 15th wedding anniversary.

Or, well, they had their 15th wedding anniversary. I don’t suppose I should say “celebrated” as it seems Trump completely ignored the monumental date altogether.

The memorial of Melania Knauss signing over her life to a bloated Cheeto puff in a suit came and went on the 22nd of this month, while Donald was wrapping up his Davos visit in Switzerland. However, over the course of various press conferences and a plethora of tweets and retweets on his favorite social media platform, it appears that Donald made not a single mention of his wedding anniversary with wife number three.

That’s in stark contrast to his predecessor Barack Obama, who displays his affection for his wife and partner in life not only on every anniversary but daily — he regularly shares his love and devotion for his wife on your average Tuesday as well.

Now look, for all I know, Trump could’ve had a huge celebration for his wife and the anniversary of their joining in holy matrimony behind closed doors. But quite frankly, we all know that’s not very likely. For one, no matter how secretive he may have attempted to be, there would’ve been reports on it. Plain and simple. For two, Donald Trump is an attention whore if ever there were one. If he pulled off some big shindig in his wife’s honor, he’d have been plastering that shit all over Twitter in a bid to get as many pats on the back as humanly possible. Furthermore, the dude tweets about everything just short of taking a dump. Had the date been even remotely important to him, you can’t convince me that there wouldn’t have been a tweet to go with it.

At this rate, I wouldn’t hold my breath for 15 more years.

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