Yesterday, as the Republican Party was coming to the realization that their anticipated “Red Wave” midterm election landslide wasn’t going to shape up to be much more than a pathetic, slightly mauve muddy hill, we reported on revelations coming from the “Trump Whisperer” herself, New York Times’ Maggie Haberman, who took to her Twitter amid the drama to report that the disgraced ex-president was “furious” about the way the election was shaking and apparently blaming his own wife Melania for some of his worst hand-picked candidates — namely, Pennslyvania’s Dr. Mehemet Oz.
Apparently, that particular bit of reporting amid all of the election humiliation was simply too much for Trump’s ego to bear.
The scandal-ridden former guy promptly took to his floundering Twitter replacement, Truth Social, where he proceeded to absolutely rage against not only the allegations that he blamed his wife for his own failures but against “third rate reporter Maggie Hagaman” specifically.
“There is a Fake Story being promulgated by third rate reporter Maggie Hagaman of the Failing New York Times, that I am blaming our great former First Lady, Melania, and Sean Hannity, that I was angry with their pushing me to Endorse Dr. Oz. First of all Oz is a wonderful guy who really worked hard and was a very good candidate, but he WAS LONG IN THE RACE before I ever Endorsed him, they had NOTHING to do with it, he was not a ‘denier’ (his mistake!), & I was not at all ANGRY. Fake News!” Trump angrily fumed in a “Truth,” which was extra ironic for someone who was actively trying to convince people that he was not angry.
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But the former guy didn’t even remotely come close to stopping there. In fact, if anything, Trump kicked up the drama another notch:
I’d like to apologize to Melania and Sean Hannity for all of the Fake News and fictional stories (made up out of thin air, with no sources despite them claiming there are!), being dumped on you by reporters and ‘News’ Organizations who know these stories are not true. The Fake News Media is ‘Crazed’ and totally out of control. I only wish the public could understand how really corrupt and crooked they are. They MAKE UP stories and then push them down your throats. Our Country is in big trouble!”
Trump was so deeply “not mad” that he even took aim at Fox News, writing, “Despite having picked so many winners I have to put up with the Fake News. For me, Fox News was always gone, even in 2015-16 when I began my ‘journey,’ but now they’re really gone. Such an opportunity for another media outlet to make an absolute fortune, and do good for America. Let’s see what happens?'”
“For those many people that are being fed the fake narrative from the corrupt media that I am Angry about the Midterms, don’t believe it,” he pleaded. “I am not at all angry, did a great job (I wasn’t the one running!), and am very busy looking into the future. Remember, I am a ‘Stable Genius.'”
Frankly, I don’t think Freud himself could unpack this mess at this point.
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