Earlier today, the news broke that Donald Trump allegedly once called his now former Press Secretary, Melania Trump’s former Chief of Staff Stephanie Grisham, to inform her that he does not, in fact, have a small penis, nor is it shaped like a “toadstool” — as though that is a piece of information that anyone walking the face of the earth actually needed.
As expected, it didn’t take long at all for Donnie to issue his traditional manic, rage-filled response to someone who dared to publicly criticize or embarrass him.
As is typical of Donald and his responses to such things, the twice-impeached, one-term former President didn’t waste any time in minimizing Grisham’s qualifications, launching a personal attack against her, and throwing in a few thinly-veiled sexist digs for good measure — all via an “official” statement on his spokeswoman’s Twitter, of course, being that he’s permanently banned from Twitter himself.
“Stephanie didn’t have what it takes and that was obvious from the beginning,” Trump raged through his spokeswoman Liz Harrington in his statement she posted to Twitter earlier today. “She became very angry and bitter after her break up and as time went on she was seldom relied upon, or even thought about. She had big problems and we felt that she should work out those problems for herself. Now, like everyone else, she gets paid by a radical left-leaning publisher to say bad and untrue things.”
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What many may not know is, Grisham’s relationship with former Trump aide Max Miller, who’s now trying his hand as a congressional candidate in Ohio, was ended by Stephanie after Miller threw her into a wall and slapped her in the face, according to three eyewitnesses familiar with the alleged assault.
“Too bad that sleaze bag publishers continue to report this very boring garbage,” Trump’s response to Grisham’s allegations goes on to read. “We and the MAGA movement are totally used to it. And someday in the not too distant future, we will have our voice back and be treated fairly by the press.”
You can read the full response statement here:
Statement from President Donald J. Trump:
“Stephanie didn’t have what it takes and that was obvious from the beginning. She became very angry and bitter after her break up and as time went on she was seldom relied upon, or even thought about. She had big problems and we felt…
— Liz Harrington (@realLizUSA) September 28, 2021
“that she should work out those problems for herself. Now, like everyone else, she gets paid by a radical left-leaning publisher to say bad and untrue things.
“Too bad that sleaze bag publishers continue to report this very boring garbage.
— Liz Harrington (@realLizUSA) September 28, 2021
“We and the MAGA movement are totally used to it. And someday in the not too distant future we will have our voice back and be treated fairly by the press.”
— Liz Harrington (@realLizUSA) September 28, 2021
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