Trump Just Signed The Women’s Suffrage Centennial Commemorative Coin Act But Wondered Why It Wasn’t Signed “A Long Time Ago”

He has the IQ of a turnip.


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Stable genius Donald Trump signed the Women’s Suffrage Centennial Commemorative Coin Act on Monday and he’s pretty proud of that. The pussy-grabber sure showed us that he cares about women’s rights by putting his signature on the Act that directs the Treasury Department to create a currency that honors women who led the fight to pass the 19th amendment, which provided women with the right to vote after it was ratified in 1920.

The former reality show star wants people to know that he gets shit done, unlike his predecessors because he’s the “president” now. So, once again, he displayed his signature, then he became suddenly math and history-challenged. Trump wondered why it took so long to get the centennial celebration bill passed; not realizing, apparently, what centennial means.

“I’m curious why wasn’t it done a long time ago?” Trump wondered. “And also, I guess the answer to that is because now I’m president, we get things done.”

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Naturally, the women standing around the “president” applauded, because it’s 2019 and nothing matters anymore. Somehow, this “president” was elected into office by people who think it is safe for him to have the nuclear codes, and yet, he doesn’t know that centennial relates to a one-hundredth anniversary.

Trump supporters voted for him because he “tells it like it is” even though they feel compelled to explain to the rest of us what he really meant after each speech. And then there’s the woman standing alongside Trump, an admitted sexual predator, wearing a banner that reads, “Votes for Women.” Trump is making Sarah Palin look like a brainiac, and that’s something we never thought we’d witness, but here we are.

To celebrate the hundredth anniversary of something, one hundred years have to pass, but Trump got things done faster, with the speed of lightning, because he’s the “president” now. You can’t make this stuff up.

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