Trump Just Went On A Twitter Rant, Tweets In 3rd Person And Exonerates Himself From Wrongdoing

Wonder if his thumbs are sore?


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For someone that absolutely has not been exonerated for a fucking thing in pretty much his entire lifetime (and the dude’s been accused of a lot), Donald Trump sure does make a point to claim that he’s been exonerated from essentially everything at every given opportunity.

After spending the last several months claiming that former Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s Russia report completely exonerated him from any and all wrongdoing — even though it did not, in any way, shape, form, or fashion — in fact, it actually specified that he COULDN’T exonerate him — it seems that Donald has now moved on to using something else as proof that he’s actually a good guy that never did anything wrong and was just an innocent victim in this “witch hunt” all along.

Former campaign manager Corey Lewandowski testified before the House Judiciary Committee yesterday and Trump capitalized on the sycophant’s statements as proof of his innocence.

In one of his trademark third-person tweets, Donald tagged both Lewandowski as well as Fox and Friends and reacted to the network’s coverage of the congressional hearing, declaring that “Donald Trump” never did a darn thing wrong.

“As Corey Lewandowski stated very clearly yesterday in front of the House Judiciary Committee, President Trump didn’t do anything wrong or illegal,” Trump’s self-applauding tweet began. “But they all know that. The Democrats are hurting our Country, and getting nothing done. Shameful!”

So, really, it’s just the Mueller report all over again. Trump did some shady shit. But he’s twisting the narrative, as he always does, to make it seem as though he’s nothing more than a poor, pitiful victim that’s been targeted in a hateful scheme because everybody hates him — except, according to him, everybody loves him too. It just all depends on what topic he’s running his mouth about at the time.

But nevertheless, Twitter users had plenty to say about his third-person declaration:

But go ahead and tell yourself whatever helps you sleep at night, Donnie.

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