Trump On His Supposed Polls: “I Could Show You Numbers That, Nobody Has Ever Seen Numbers Like This”

He's so full of shit, we're going to have to attach a toilet flush to his jaw.


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The House Judiciary Committee voted along party lines on Friday to impeach Donald Trump on two articles of impeachment: Abuse of power and obstructing Congress. The historic vote lasted just a few minutes and the House will vote next week to determine if Trump will become the third president in U.S. history to be impeached.  So, of course, Trump whined to reporters about his looming impeachment because he’s such an alpha-male.

Trump has always had a need for validation especially when he’s proven wrong. That’s been a constant for him, so once again, he touted fake poll numbers to prove that American citizens are against his impeachment. That’s false, of course.

“The polls have gone through the roof for Trump,” the soon-to-be impeached “president” told reporters. “I could show you numbers that, nobody’s ever seen numbers like this before. So, the impeachment is a hoax.”

Watch the fake news president in action:

Trump has lied about his poll numbers before as he tries to normalize his “presidency” after he is caught doing unbelievably corrupt shit. Trump’s approval numbers are going down, not up, according to RealClearPolitics. Trump is ahead in three battleground states, but not “every state,” according to one pollster that Trump cited earlier this week, and we can only determine that that has to be the survey the “president” is referring to. And that pollster isn’t even listed with RealClearPolitics’ polling average statistics.

As for impeaching his lying ass, all of the poll numbers on every site I checked do not align with this claim.

Even Trump’s favorite pollster Rasmussen has him down one percentage point. So, Mr. President, Sir, if you’re going to use poll numbers to prove you are innocent against the two articles of impeachment, then you might as well go ahead and fuck impeach yourself.

Featured image of the big whiny baby via screen capture

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