Donald Trump is a lot of things. He’s narcissistic, racist, sexist, misogynistic — a big, fat, dirty, lying fuckwit. But perhaps above all else, the dude is fucking weird.
I’m not sure if it’s all that crushed up Adderall that’s burnt through his nasal canals and into his brain or if it’s symptoms of some mind-altering disease like Dementia or Alzeihemers like so many professionals have been trying to warn us about for years. Or maybe it’s just a really screwed up, heady combination of the two that makes him the way he is. But whatever it is, it ends up making him look just… Extremely stupid. All. The. Time.
Now, dogs are known for chilling people out, right? Calming anxiety? Giving you that warm, squishy feeling all over? So, common sense would say that a heckin’ good pupper would at least take the edge off of Trump’s painful awkwardness, right?
Wrong.
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The Special Forces dog, Conan, that assisted in the takedown raid of Islamic State leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, resulting in his death, paid a visit to the White House today and all of his best boy-ness couldn’t stop Trump from being as fucking weird as always.
Addressing the gaggle of reporters that were gathered at the White House for the event Trump, for whatever God-forsaken reason he came up with in his Adderall burnt pea brain, told the media employees, “If you open your mouths you will be attacked.”
It’s Conan!
Trump tells the press: “If you open your mouths you will be attacked!” pic.twitter.com/uD77WNk7lw
— Zach Purser Brown (@zachjourno) November 25, 2019
WHAT?!
“We were going to put a muzzle on the dog, and I thought that was a good idea, but then it gets even more violent,” Trump continued as he stood on the other side of VP Pence, a safe distance from the dog he refused to pet through the entire thing. “But no, the dog is incredible, actually incredible. We spent some good time with it. So brilliant, so smart.”
Trump on the dog that took part in the al-Baghdadi raid: “We were going to put a muzzle on the dog, & I thought that was a good idea, but then it gets even more violent…but no, the dog is incredible. Actually incredible. We spent some good time with it. So brilliant. So smart.” pic.twitter.com/4r5227ofUD
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 25, 2019
I mean, we knew the dude didn’t like dogs… But even Pence was petting the good boy.
Seriously… So weird. I don’t even know what else to say. But could someone let him know that, despite his biggest dreams, he can’t just sic the dog on reporters? Did someone tell him that? Someone should tell him that.
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