Trump kicked off his morning by tweeting out The Babylon Bee, a well-known satirical site that focuses on religion, politics, and established public figures. Of course, Trump thought the link was real, and we’re not sure if he read the satirical piece he was promoting or not, but it’s pretty obvious that it’s not real. The title of the satirical article is: ‘Twitter Shuts Down Entire Network To Slow Spread Of Negative Biden News,’ and our stable genius president responded to say, “Wow, this has never been done in history.” Ooof!
This is obviously satire.
Dorsey ran downstairs and started smashing as many computers as he could, but he did need to ask for some help, as the hammer was pretty heavy. None of the programmers could lift the hammer, either. Eventually, they managed to program a robot to pick up the sledgehammer and smash the servers.
After hearing the Twitter employees talk about critical theory, the robot got woke and began attacking all the cis white males.
It appears that Donald thought it was credible.
Twitter Shuts Down Entire Network To Slow Spread Of Negative Biden News https://t.co/JPmjOrKPcr via @TheBabylonBee Wow, this has never been done in history. This includes his really bad interview last night. Why is Twitter doing this. Bringing more attention to Sleepy Joe & Big T
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2020
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Twitter users pounced.
You are so ignorant. You are literally tweeting out satire news. You have officially reached a new low!
— Mrs. Krassenstein (@HKrassenstein) October 16, 2020
THE BABYLON BEE IS A HUMOR SITE YOU CREDULOUS FOOL
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) October 16, 2020
Fucking hell. Have you even read what you just retweeted?
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) October 16, 2020
SATIRE Shuts Down Entire Brain of Donald Trump.
— JeremyNewberger (@jeremynewberger) October 16, 2020
Jesus Christ but you are thick as shit.
— 🎃John Rain🎃 (@MrKenShabby) October 16, 2020
Satire.
Noun.
The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
“Trump has no fucking clue what satire is because he is THAT stupid.”
— Liddle’ Savage (@littledeekay) October 16, 2020
You are actually an imbecile
— Josh Lloyd (@redrock_bball) October 16, 2020
It’s almost impressive how you still manage to find new ways to be dumb and embarrassing on a daily basis.
— Ray of the Dead (@SirEviscerate) October 16, 2020
Here we go! He’s retweeting a parody website. It’s going to get dumber and crazier than this.
— Chidi®️ (@ChidiNwatu) October 16, 2020
The incessant man child who whines, cries, and complains daily about alleged ‘fake news’ is tweeting something from…”THE BABYLON BEE.”
You can’t make this stuff up. https://t.co/bIKrK61qek
— Bishop Talbert Swan (@TalbertSwan) October 16, 2020
Babylon Bee is a satire site, you unbelievable idiot.
Christ on a cracker, you are dumb.#Trump2020Landslide #fridaymorning pic.twitter.com/SakrddgSaI
— Holly Figueroa O’Reilly (@AynRandPaulRyan) October 16, 2020
Yeah, sure, it’s Joe Biden’s mental acuity that we should question. This nightmare will hopefully be over in less than three weeks.
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