Donald Trump is holding yet another MAGA shindig this evening, this time in Wildwood, New Jersey, as he desperately attempts to hold on to whatever shred of a chance he still has left at a second presidential term come November of this year.
As his impeachment proceedings continue to steamroll over him, with multiple bombshell revelations dropping in his lap daily, it seems — cue the wildcard that is indicted former Giuliani henchman Lev Parnas and all his “receipts” and an explosive leak from former National Security Advisor John Bolton’s tell-all book — unsurprising that Trump is giving it his all and pulling out all the stops in hopes that somehow, someway, that rabid base of his will pull through and lock in another four years for him. Because surely he knows assistance from Russia and Ukraine are off the table at this point.
But despite Donnie’s best efforts to keep his shit together and convince his supporters that, for whatever reason he’s cooked up today, he’s worth their vote a second time around, Trump is coming apart at the seams.
Whether it’s all the stress, a terrible case of dementia, all that Adderall he snorts, or that keeping up with all those incessant lies of his has finally cooked what was left of his brain (or, let’s face it, a heady combination of all of the above) Twitler is really struggling to hang on to what was already a sorry ass excuse for his composure.
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So much so that he’s literally having trouble speaking.
Now, it’s not unusual for Donald Trump to trip over his words. He mumbles and stumbles and carries on pretty regularly these days. But tonight, as he faces the very real possibility of Senate trial witnesses, Donnie found himself tripping all over his marbles a little harder than usual.
Donald suffered his first brain fart when he attempted to declare how disgusting the masses are at the “Washington Democrat witch hunt.” But ended up slipping up on the word “witch” — ultimately coming out as “wish.”
He quickly attempted to recover by doing that weird thing where he throws his arms in the air and says, “you know!”
Trump’s brain misfires when he tries to say the word “witch” pic.twitter.com/RJ6K4bC4f2
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 29, 2020
But that didn’t save him tonight, folks.
Trump got tongue-tied once again when he went on a manic rant about Mexicans, attempting to call them “criminals,” only for such a mess of jumbled shit to fall out of his mouth that I’m not sure I could even represent it in text. But if I had to, I’d say it’d look something like this: “lskghltfvwrnoiq!”
Yikes. Trump’s brain misfires again when he tries to say “criminal” pic.twitter.com/xNzRH1SDf9
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 29, 2020
That last one was so bad, in fact, that Fox News even got busted on a hot mic having a little giggle over it:
Listen – Someone with a hot mic at Fox cracks up when Trump once again slurs his words pic.twitter.com/HzHpmZUQMa
— Danny Ocean (@The_UnSilent_) January 29, 2020
I’m starting to think that his mouth just can’t keep up with the bullshit in his brain. But hey, it makes me laugh. Right along with whoever likely just lost their job at Fox News.
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