Former President Donald Trump’s impeachment attorneys spell about as well as their client does. The former president’s impeachment attorneys all quit since Trump was too cheap to pay their fees, so Trump replaced them with Bruce Castor and David Schoen. Washington Post reporter Philip Bump posted the brief from the attorneys to the United States Senate, but it was addressed to the “members of the Unites (SIC) States Senate.” At least they didn’t make up a word like covfefe.
Typos have always been a problem for the former president — despite describing himself as a stable genius — so this just seems on-brand.
nailed it pic.twitter.com/vBhd6wAln4
— Philip Bump (@pbump) February 2, 2021
Yup, it’s in the final draft.
In case you were curious if this typo made it to the final draft: https://t.co/CQER6RI9eF
— Philip Bump (@pbump) February 2, 2021
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Twitter users piled in.
Having suffered reading the election suits, this chronic failure to proofread is beginning to look like a Trump watermark.
— Captain Obvious (@MondeBoeuf) February 2, 2021
it’s the president in quotation marks that gets me.
— kristen (@catladykristen) February 2, 2021
Q will claim its code 🤷🏻♀️
— 🌸💙NaN💙🌸 (@BeTrueVoteBlue1) February 2, 2021
The grammar and spelling errors have all the hallmarks of Trumps tweets.
— Crash Test Dummy (@CrashTe84800515) February 2, 2021
Surely auto-correct is not a red state/blue state thing, is it?
— dan silverman (@dsilverman1234) February 2, 2021
Don’t they have spell check? c’mon even my phone corrects words https://t.co/WyBubnQgnd
— Principessa ✨🖇 (she/her) (@BBW__Princess) February 2, 2021
There’s no way these people are real. Surely they’re actors playing their parts in a comedy series. https://t.co/j3M9QKM2uy
— owain (@owain_wn14) February 2, 2021
They even had a previous impeachment to cut and paste from. https://t.co/E5CfYOFtz2
— SteveBikes (@stevebikes) February 2, 2021
And that’s weird because, according to Axios, Trump criticized the Kraken lawyer Sydney Powell in December for her misspellings. She misspelled ‘District’ several times when trying to help Trump overturn the election results. “That was very embarrassing. That shouldn’t have happened,” he told her, according to the news outlet.
This is Donald J. Trump’s second impeachment, this time for inciting the deadly insurrection on Jan. 6 because his narcissistic brain couldn’t handle losing the presidential race to Joe Biden.
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