Trump’s New Website Allows You To Book Donald And Melania To Make An Appearance At Events

This is hilarious.


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It’s no real secret that Donald Trump’s level of desperation has only grown since he departed the White House back in February. He no longer has a platform to air his various grievances on, and his relevancy has rapidly plummeted now that he no longer has the power to destroy an entire country. With the lack of relevancy and power comes a resounding lack of validation. And if there’s anything Donald Trump can’t seem to live without, it’s validation.

So, here lately, the former president has seemingly been on the hunt for new ways to get the attention he’s pining for. I’m sure you’ve seen his “official statements” here recently, that are basically nothing more than a tweet on some paper with a letterhead. And now, Donald Trump has opened up his own official website.

The website is complete with a few different features — such as a way for his supporters to keep in touch with him now that he no longer has a social media platform available to him — and has the overall goal to “preserve his legacy.”

The homepage of the website features pictures of Donald and Melania as well as photos of the former president with members of the military, world leaders, and photos from various events during his time in office.

The website boasts that Trump “launched the most extraordinary political movement in history, dethroning political dynasties, defeating the Washington Establishment, and becoming the first true outsider elected as President of the United States.”

But one feature, in particular, on the website, gave us a little giggle.

Apparently, you can book the former First Couple for public appearances at events.

The Daily Mail reports:

The former president and his wife can also be booked to make an appearance at events, according to the website.

When applying to book Donald and Melania, you are invited to fill out a number of boxes, including whether or not press will be present and how many guests will be attending the function.

A further website feature allows you to request a personal greeting from either the former president or the former first lady.

Six weeks notice is needed to allow time for the request to be processed and status updates will not be provided, the website says. “

Now, of course, it’s not entirely uncommon for former Presidents to make themselves available to be booked for events. Even the Obamas offer this on their website. However, Donald Trump is perhaps the single most arrogant, conceited, and pompous individual to have ever walked this face of this earth. So, yea, the idea of him and the likes of Melania Trump offering themselves up for public events is giggle-inducing, for sure.

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