I’ve said it before and I am here to say it again — ex-President Donald Trump’s ego is absolutely unhinged.
I’m not kidding. It is truly a thousand wonders how the man’s head has not literally expanded to the point of exploding all over God’s green creation.
It’s bad enough on a “normal” day. But when it comes to these ridiculous MAGA turned Save America rallies he keeps having — despite the fact that he still has yet to actually announce that he’s even running or even really commit one way or another, as he skirts those campaign finances laws for as long as humanly possible — the display of ego-stroking is quite literally almost nauseating.
I’ve come to notice that, during these nonsense events of his, he and the crowd kind of play off of each other. Trump will say something wildly, maniacally egotistical, only for his rabid supporters to egg him on and induce something even more off the wall and insane. It genuinely gets to the point that you can almost literally see his big, stupid head physically swelling up with each cheer and scream if you look close enough.
Tonight, the washed-up, one-term, twice-impeached former guy held one of these ego-stroking events of his in the small town of Deleware, OH, and the self-importance reached a crescendo we’re not sure if we’ve ever even seen before, as Donald Trump stood up on stage and quite literally claimed that he thinks he made up the name “Caravans” for immigrants coming to the US at the southern border.
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I AM SO SERIOUS.
“The caravan,” Trump said, “I think I came up with that name. I call them caravans, and they’re pouring into our country.”
Trump: Caravan, I think I came up with that name pic.twitter.com/bAfcFvbxoJ
— Acyn (@Acyn) April 23, 2022
Let me tell you, y’all — Twitter was HOWLING:
2) or Medieval Latin caravana, words picked up during the Crusades, via Arabic qairawan from Persian karwan “group of desert travelers” (which Klein connects to Sanskrit karabhah “camel”)
— Jason Z (@brooklynux) April 23, 2022
“I think” … Houston, we identified the problem.
— Kathryn (@oneintennsway) April 23, 2022
Dude should be given a Noble prize for great advancements of the English Language.
— Division Bell (@A_Division_Bell) April 23, 2022
Dodge-Chrysler Caravan came out in 1984. But that was under a real billionaire, Lee Iacocca. And he didn’t claim to invent the word. pic.twitter.com/BVavk1V5lm
— A-Aron, GOP Survivor, Sarcasm, Inc. (@zoostationaz) April 23, 2022
In think he meant camera, as person, man, woman, camera, TV ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ pic.twitter.com/yO6dgNNVn4
— jeepgirl (@Jeep_TJ_Girl) April 23, 2022
No, he didn’t. Not that this would be bragworthy in any way. pic.twitter.com/Vsphkv6PQ1
— Andrew Wortman 🏳️🌈🇺🇦🇺🇸 (@AmoneyResists) April 23, 2022
wait…does he think he just invented a WORD now?
— Jeff Mac (@JeffMacIsHere) April 23, 2022
He could literally say the moon is made of green cheese, and the crowd would immediately demand suspended trade with France and a new Space Force mission to bring us Free Cheese.
— His Grace, The Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes (@BklynMichael42) April 23, 2022
I swear, I lose IQ points every time I have to watch one of these.
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