Donald Trump Jr. absolutely, positively doesn’t want to attend his father’s annual New Year’s Eve blowout at Mar-a-Lago because dear old Dad’s drunk friends treat him like a “freaking imbecile.” He let his gullible MAGA followers know this on his Triggered podcast on Monday, adding that ringing in the New Year at the fancy shindig would be “a little rough.”
“My birthday is New Year’s Eve… I get older,” he whined. “I was a kid, New Year’s Eve was a lot better because it was like, there’s always something to do. There’s always a party.”
Well, poor Pookie. He’s the insecure son who’s lived a life of luxury, while his bloated potato of a father is soon to inflict another presidency on us. Excuse me if I’m not drowning in sympathy for Junior.
Even so, he still had more things to complain about, Raw Story reports.
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“Now it’s sort of like amateur night,” Don Jr. whined. “I get to be around a thousand drunk people giving me their political opinions that I don’t necessarily want to hear.”
“While I love Mar-a-Lago, it’s sort of like, you know, the, you know, by about midnight when everyone’s like, you know, 12 beers deep or whatever it is they’re drinking, you know, the close talking opinions.”
Instead, he’d rather go out and kill things. Or at least that’s what he said — that he’d be hunting or fishing instead. Maybe it’s time for him to go out and kill some rare animal. Like the endangered sheep, he killed a few years back. Why not take all your Dad rage out on a helpless animal? But he will stoically stand in a sea of rich people, where he can drink the finest champagne or whatever he drinks. Maybe afterward, he’ll dunk his nose in some powdery white stuff.
Or not. Whatever. It’s a rich people thing.
“This’ll be like year, like nine of, ‘Hey, you know, have you ever thought to maybe have your dad not tweet that?'” he griped. “I’m like, no, I’ve never thought that ’cause I’m a freaking imbecile.”
Well, someone has to call him an imbecile since he usually acts like one. It might as well be his rich Republican friends.
Junior can cry a river and drown his sorrows in his new girlfriend’s cleavage.
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