One would think that Donald Trump’s $400 gold MAGA shoe grift would have been the peak of his desperate insanity — but, apparently, that hole does, in fact, go even deeper.
With Holy Week upon us and Good Friday and Easter Sunday just around the corner, the scandal-plagued, porn-star-affair-hush-money ex-president is now hawking Holy Bibles for a whopping 60 bucks to whatever naive, gullible, idiotic MAGA fan who will buy it.
Trump announced the sale of the new “God Bless The USA Bible” in a post on his newly-merged and public Truth Social platform, patriotically themed after country singer Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless The USA” song that Donald loves to pump at his rallies and events.
“Happy Holy Week! Let’s Make America Pray Again,” the disgraced former president wrote on Truth Social this morning. “As we lead into Good Friday and Easter, I encourage you to get a copy of the God Bless The USA Bible.”
His post captioned a 3:15 long video that gave heavy infomercial sales pitch vibes:
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Of course, this only came after Trump actually kicked off Holy Week yesterday by sharing a supporter’s post that compared the onslaught of criminal trials against him to the crucifixion of Christ himself.
When you take a look at the link included in Trump’s Bible post, you’ll find that the Bibles are being sold for a whopping $59.99, with a four-to-six-week wait for deliveries. The Frequently Asked Questions section of the website makes it crystal clear that these are the ONLY Bibles in existence to be endorsed by either Trump or Greenwood.
“Easy-to-read, large print, and slim design, this Bible invites you to explore God’s Word anywhere, any time,” the website describes the expensive Holy books. “This Bible has been designed so that it delivers an easy reading experience in the trusted King James Version translation. This large print Bible will be perfect to take to church, a bible study, work, travel, etc.”
But don’t worry, it’s not just the Word of God you’ll find in those pages, as these Bibles also come complete with a handwritten chorus to “God Bless The USA” and copies of the U.S. Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the Declaration of Independence and the Pledge of Allegiance.
As one can imagine, the public response to Trump’s newest grift outside of his Truth Social echo chamber was… less than supportive:
Lest you think selling a Bible “inspired” by Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA” song would be a last ditch cash grab by a guy suddenly needing cash, it appears there is at least one more ditch (h/t .@svdate): https://t.co/Wxr73I7FLk
— Jonathan Nicholson (@JNicholsonInDC) March 26, 2024
jeez louise he’s grifting off the bible now pic.twitter.com/LbsgnUuJ63
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 26, 2024
Trump and Lee Greenwood dropped a product with insane levels of sacrilege in the middle of Holy week lol pic.twitter.com/tgobc1uL27
— Joe Perticone (@JoePerticone) March 26, 2024
The son-of-a-bitch is now selling Trump Bibles pic.twitter.com/9let4rSrKf
— Keith Olbermann⌚️ (@KeithOlbermann) March 26, 2024
Here is a montage of Trump pitching some of his various, scams, trinkets, grifts and products over the years, beginning with his new commercial today for Trump Bibles. pic.twitter.com/8VInoLPWAa
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 26, 2024
Donald Trump trying to sell Bibles on Easter to his cult. Is the grossest thing I’ve ever witnessed. pic.twitter.com/5oiTm8Y8Eu
— Liberal Lisa in Oklahoma (@lisa_liberal) March 26, 2024
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