Ivankaโ€™s Old Handler Issued Deeply Disturbing Warning About The Former First Daughter: โ€œIf Youโ€™re Scared Of Trump, You Should Be Terrified Of Ivankaโ€

Well, this is just downright horrifying.


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Chances are when most people think of Ivanka Trump they think of a demure, mousy little woman with a high-pitched, squeaky voice and a serious sub/dom dynamic that I donโ€™t even want to dive into with her dad. But if you ask me, the eldest and favorite Trump daughter is a snake in the grass if ever there were one.

Just through video footage alone weโ€™ve already all but verified that voice of hers is little more than an act to make herself sound like a sweet, innocent young woman, and perhaps the side effect of one too many nose jobs.

But as it turns out, Iโ€™m not alone in my sneaking suspicion that Ivanka Trump is a back-handed, sneaky little swine.

A while back, former Apprentice employee turned stand-up comic, Noel Casler โ€” whoโ€™s dropped more than a few tidbits of โ€œOh Hellโ€ on us all over the years โ€” sat down for an interview with CJAD host Dave Kaufman and after reminding us all that the then โ€œleaderโ€ of this nation is nothing more than a burnt-out Adderall addict, he issued a rather unexpected warning to the public regarding Donald Trumpโ€™s favorite daughter-wife.

โ€œIf you are scared of Trump, you should be terrified of Ivanka,โ€ Casler warned. โ€œI think sheโ€™s the brains behind the operation. Iโ€™ve seen her manipulate him. Itโ€™s all an act. Down to that phony voice she uses. Thatโ€™s a put on. Thatโ€™s how he likes her to sound. Her real voice is a lot lower and she curses like a sailor. Sheโ€™s engineering herself to take over. Ivanka wants to rule us all someday and Iโ€™m not beingโ€ฆ Itโ€™s not just hyperbole โ€”she wants her face on money. So people should be very worried about her.โ€

Guys, I honestly donโ€™t think this is something that should be ignored. Itโ€™s obvious that Donald has a โ€œsoft spotโ€ for his eldest daughter, considering he can hardly stand to even be photographed with the other one.

Ivanka is the one who got an official White House job despite the fact that sheโ€™s about as qualified for it as my dog. Ivanka is the one that got to travel the globe on daddyโ€™s coattails. And Ivanka is the one who got the closest to making authorized, government-ish decisions under her daddyโ€™s umbrella โ€” not to mention the whole skeevy โ€œif she werenโ€™t my daughter Iโ€™d date herโ€ thing.

Everyoneโ€™s always so concerned about Trumpโ€™s namesake, Don Jr., attempting to take over the โ€œdynastyโ€ theyโ€™re trying so desperately to create. But Iโ€™m telling you guys now, Ivanka is where the trouble is.

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Andrea Thompson
Andrea has written political opinion stories for over a decade with a passion for center-left policies. Andrea is no longer a writer at Political Tribune and her X account is here: https://x.com/theliberalmommy

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