Chances are when most people think of Ivanka Trump they think of a demure, mousy little woman with a high-pitched, squeaky voice and a serious sub/dom dynamic that I donโt even want to dive into with her dad. But if you ask me, the eldest and favorite Trump daughter is a snake in the grass if ever there were one.
Just through video footage alone weโve already all but verified that voice of hers is little more than an act to make herself sound like a sweet, innocent young woman, and perhaps the side effect of one too many nose jobs.
But as it turns out, Iโm not alone in my sneaking suspicion that Ivanka Trump is a back-handed, sneaky little swine.
A while back, former Apprentice employee turned stand-up comic, Noel Casler โ whoโs dropped more than a few tidbits of โOh Hellโ on us all over the years โ sat down for an interview with CJAD host Dave Kaufman and after reminding us all that the then โleaderโ of this nation is nothing more than a burnt-out Adderall addict, he issued a rather unexpected warning to the public regarding Donald Trumpโs favorite daughter-wife.
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โIf you are scared of Trump, you should be terrified of Ivanka,โ Casler warned. โI think sheโs the brains behind the operation. Iโve seen her manipulate him. Itโs all an act. Down to that phony voice she uses. Thatโs a put on. Thatโs how he likes her to sound. Her real voice is a lot lower and she curses like a sailor. Sheโs engineering herself to take over. Ivanka wants to rule us all someday and Iโm not beingโฆ Itโs not just hyperbole โshe wants her face on money. So people should be very worried about her.โ
Guys, I honestly donโt think this is something that should be ignored. Itโs obvious that Donald has a โsoft spotโ for his eldest daughter, considering he can hardly stand to even be photographed with the other one.
Ivanka is the one who got an official White House job despite the fact that sheโs about as qualified for it as my dog. Ivanka is the one that got to travel the globe on daddyโs coattails. And Ivanka is the one who got the closest to making authorized, government-ish decisions under her daddyโs umbrella โ not to mention the whole skeevy โif she werenโt my daughter Iโd date herโ thing.
Everyoneโs always so concerned about Trumpโs namesake, Don Jr., attempting to take over the โdynastyโ theyโre trying so desperately to create. But Iโm telling you guys now, Ivanka is where the trouble is.
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