Claudia Conway, the rather infamous 18-year-old daughter of former Trump strategist and White House adviser Kellyanne Conway and attorney, Lincoln Project co-founder, and staunch Trump critic George Conway, has ignited a round of hilariously brutal mockery against some of the Republican party’s most notable, high-level names, with a series of sidesplitting polls, pitting the GOP names against fictional characters.
Claudia recently returned to Twitter following what seemed to be an extended hiatus from social media, breaking her apparent digital silence when she appeared to speak out on the news of her parents’ impending but unsurprising divorce. The teenage Conway daughter appeared to lash out a bit when she wrote in a tweet, “Y’all need to shut up fr [for real],” as the news of Kellyanne and George’s split hit the media cycle.
Following that post, Claudia has seemingly been active on Twitter once again, and apparently decided to entertain herself and other members of the Twitter-sphere when she created a series of Twitter polls, in which she pitted notable names in the GOP — the likes of TX Senator Ted Cruz, GA House Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Fox talking head Tucker Carlson — against fictional characters such as the green M&M.
In one poll, Claudia posed the question, “who’s winning in a fight,” pitting Senator Ted Cruz against the green M&M.
The M&M won the poll by a landslide 98 percent.
who’s winning in a fight
— Claudia Conway (@claudiamconwayy) March 14, 2023
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A second poll saw a hypothetical dance battle between Tucker Carlson and Clifford the Big Red Dog:
ok guys new poll
who’s winning a dance battle
— Claudia Conway (@claudiamconwayy) March 16, 2023
While MTG got to join in on the fun when Claudia pitted the QAnon congresswoman against Harry Potter in a race:
ok guys who’s winning a race
— Claudia Conway (@claudiamconwayy) March 17, 2023
The comment section was every bit the comedic gold you’d expect it to be, and then some:
exactly.
— Claudia Conway (@claudiamconwayy) March 17, 2023
I mean “duh”🤣 pic.twitter.com/2Wm4XLfUOr
— karl m koons (@KoonsKarl) March 17, 2023
Tucker was voted off early on Dancing With the Stars, so this is a no-brainer. Clifford all the way.
— ONWARD CHRISTIAN LAETTNER! (@WrightBlan) March 16, 2023
Not even close. MTG has a broom but it’s not magic like Harry Potter. Keep these coming. They’re hilarious.
— Suzyque 🌈🌈 (@suzyque225) March 17, 2023
Harry Potter by a narrow margin. Witches have broom experience too, though she seems the type to spend more time in the middle of the woods plotting.
— Josh Davis (@Twitch_Andalyte) March 17, 2023
my money is on the green guy if Ted doesn’t run away to Cancun
— Edgar Chiriff (@echiriff) March 15, 2023
Cruz couldn’t even take the yellow m&m.
— Icefyre ⚡💙 🇺🇦 🌻 Слава Україні (@AlwaysBlueMA) March 14, 2023
Here’s Clifford taking out the Tucker Trash. pic.twitter.com/VZeA8kKaIA
— DYSFUNCTIONAL FELINES ☎️202-224-3121 (@DysfunctFelines) March 16, 2023
Honestly, I hope this becomes a weekly thing for Claudia.
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