Mike Lindell, chief executive of Minnesota-based MyPillow Inc., has some strange ideas of what he thinks will occur in August. And just like QAnon, he keeps moving the goalposts. Lindell can’t seem to let go of his orange pissdaddy, Donald Trump, and it’s getting embarrassing. He’s kind of like that drunk guy you see on street corner waving his dick around. He really needs help.
On Thursday, Lindell appeared on Real America’s Voice, and he was asked by host Steve Bannon what he had planned, then things got rather weird. Bannon, former President Donald Trump’s former senior White House adviser, asked, “So, you’re gonna be the team, you’re gonna do the parade, you’re gonna do all of it?”
“Absolutely. Jim Acosta just called me yesterday,” Lindell told Bannon. “He goes, Mike, are you talking later in the year? I say no, Jim, it’s still August. You know, it might be a little bit later if it has to be because we may have to show up to this cyber-symposium, Jim.”
“And I told Jim Acosta, I told him, I’m doing – we’re doing this for you, for your children, your grandchildren, so you can be a journalist,” the pillow salesman continued to say. “What else you gonna do? I did give him credit. I said, Jim, at least you’re calling me and talking to me about stuff, unlike Fox.”
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Lindell added that Acosta did not indicate whether CNN will “show up for the inauguration,” and I just don’t know what to say about that. I’m sure Jim Acosta didn’t, either.
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Last weekend, Lindell spoke in front of “thousands of right-wing activists gathered in Tampa, Florida, for a “Restore America” rally that featured a cavalcade of election, COVID-19, and QAnon conspiracy theorists as speakers. He claimed that he’s going to gather 200 “cyber guys” that, he says, will help put the twice-impeached one-term president back in office by the fall.
Doesn’t this guy have any family members that give a shit about him? Lindell is publicly losing his mind. One more time: Joe Biden beat Trump in both the electoral and popular vote. He is the president now because that’s how elections work. The end.
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