Over the weekend, scandal-ridden, washed-up ex-President Donald Trump held yet another of his thinly-veiled QAnon, MAGA-turned-Save-America rallies, this time in Macob County, MI.
These rallies have become nothing but one of the few avenues the former guy still has left to actually garner any attention for himself, and surround himself with whatever base of people he has left who actually give a single damn about anything he has to say these days.
The event was, as expected, chock full of all of his greatest hits — ranging from some “Russia, Russia, Russia!” nonsense, to plenty of attacks against anyone who’s dared to actually attempt to hold him accountable for his countless crimes and transgressions, from the January 6th House Select Committee to New York Attorney General Letitia James.
But as footage of his ridiculous event began to spread like wildfire across social media, we quickly noticed that many people on Twitter weren’t even paying attention to his nauseating, tired-out drivel this time. But rather, they couldn’t peel their attention away from the dude’s apparent noxious spray tan.
To be perfectly honest, Trump was looking especially putrid over the weekend, leading me personally to kind of wonder if his makeup/hair/spray tan team actually hates his guts and just isn’t telling him as much — instead using their position to publicly humiliate the former guy at every chance they get.
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See for yourself:
“I think they’d like to see me in prison.” pic.twitter.com/HSA8IEoHYp
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) October 2, 2022
There’s no denying that he’s certainly looking extra orange and uneven these days, leaving social media with all the thoughts:
— Troy Rudolph (@Troy_Rudolph) October 2, 2022
What is Trump’s new spray tan color? I’m going with “warm turd.” pic.twitter.com/bUWVYJrm7w
— Moose & Squirrel (@CharlesCoburn16) October 2, 2022
Trump’s spray tan looks like he sat under an incontinent moose.
— Mr. Newberger (@jeremynewberger) October 2, 2022
Donald Trump, as real, as genuine, as authentic as his tan.
— Joseph Falco (@JosephFalco20) October 2, 2022
Good lord, Trump really does look like sh!t these days, doesn’t he? Even with his fake tan (probably applied with a trowel), his complexion is awful & the bruised luggage under his stoned eyes seems to show he’s either very sick or hasn’t slept in a week.
— Donna – Proud Citizen of “Communist” Canada 🇨🇦 (@DonnaLeeSun) October 2, 2022
Is that trump-Blackface he’s sporting? That’s a solid new tan spray tone he’s working. pic.twitter.com/6zXHk4kpeg
— Dude. Sheershy. #NeverTrump (@SheershyDude) October 2, 2022
Whatever Trump is paying the make-up person to slather on the fake tan goo before these rallies – it is way TOO MUCH. I could do a better job and I’m a 63-year-old dude who has NEVER applied make-up on myself or anyone else in my lifetime. https://t.co/08vVku45Ps
— Brent O (@OnlineDetective) October 2, 2022
It’s really not a good look, Donnie. But then again, it seems this is what he apparently looks like without the makeup, spray tan, and cotton candy hair:
He dropped this look once, refused to elaborate, and never did it again pic.twitter.com/SkDqbMAvXn
— Bardas (@bardasphokas) October 2, 2022
I’m not really sure which is the improvement at this point.
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