Rudy Giuliani is off his rocker again.
The recent batshit crazy Durham Report has reignited the Rightโs deep-seated hate for former Secretary of State and 2016 Democratic presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton. Not that the Conservative crowd ever really โgot overโ here, theyโd just quiet down for a while whenever they found a new conspiracy theory to obsess over.
But they always end up coming back around to the woman thatโs lived in their heads rent-free for more than 5 years. And theyโre so obsessed with โcatchingโ her that theyโre clearly more than willing to make complete and utter fools of themselves at every given opportunity.
Recently, the former New York City mayor and personal attorney to Donald Trump made a live appearance on Newsmax where he made what weโll call aโฆ Rather bizarre confession regarding his stash of alleged โevidenceโ against the former Democratic frontrunner, specifically, where he keeps it hidden.
Spoiler alert: Itโs in his bedroom. Or den. One of the two. Weโre not exactly sure that even he knows where itโs at. I guess itโs a bit hard to keep up with something that doesnโt really exist.
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During an interview with the ultra Right-wing network, Giuliani once again made the claim that he is in possession of about 1,000 pieces of evidence against the former Secretary of State that they all love to hate. Evidence that, of course, has yet to see the light of day by anyone other than the psychosis demons that live in Rudyโs head.
And apparently, heโs keeping all this evidence somewhere special.
โI happen to have it in my bedroom, or my den, actually,โ he confessed during the segment. โIโve had it there for years.โ
Giuliani says he has yet to be revealed evidence in his bedroomโฆ or his den actually pic.twitter.com/SAK6kPJCZy
โ Acyn (@Acyn) February 16, 2022
Years, folks. Heโs had it there for years, and I guess just still hasnโt come across the right time to let it out?
The whole โitโs in my bedroomโ thing is certainly hilarious enough all on its own. But boy, does it get even better when you couple it with Rudyโs, shall we say, scandalous past.
Collude-y Rudy forever went down in history a while back after he become an infamous, albeit unwitting star in Sacha Baron Cohenโs movie Borat 2.
At the time, Rudy was under the impression that he was being interviewed by a right-wing news personality in a hotel suite. When the interview was over, Giuliani made his way to the suiteโs bedroom where he laid back on the bed and proceeded to stick his hands down his pants. The ex-presidentโs former personal attorney would go on to claim that he was tucking his shirt in.
The jokes made themselves:
I think Sacha Baron Cohen saw that https://t.co/RULiCw6K1C
โ Thor Benson (@thor_benson) February 16, 2022
If thereโs one guy who should try really hard not to put โevidenceโ and โbedroomโ in the same sentence, itโs Rudy G. https://t.co/m0PeUwVnUQ
โ Pรฉ (@4everNeverTrump) February 16, 2022
I do not want to see anything come out of his bedroom. https://t.co/Hh2daqmIk2
โ Paulette Feeney (@PauletteParis1) February 16, 2022
Please donโt let us find out what Rudy Colludy keeps in his bedroomโฆor his pants. pic.twitter.com/iIHBtoYcdf
โ D Villella โ๏ธ (@dvillella) February 16, 2022
holy mary mighty mother of fucktown no https://t.co/gGXb5cA6rc
โ แแผแแK (@chunkled) February 16, 2022
Note-never, ever go into Rudyโs bedroom. https://t.co/1oQcPUvBpp pic.twitter.com/xjqqNRJf82
โ ๐ผ Panda Mom ๐ผ (@justannpandamom) February 16, 2022
You really stuck your foot right in that one, Rudy.
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