Listen, there’s a lot to unpack when it comes to the FBI search and seizure warrant raid against Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago country club turned personal residence in his post-White House days. But let me just be frank here, it just got really… Really weird.
The topic of Donald’s third and current wife, ex-First Lady Melania Trump, with regard to the FBI raid has been a bizarre one, to say the very least. Already this week, thanks to inside sources and new reporting from CNN, we’ve learned that while Melania was “annoyed” by the FBI search and seizure warrant raid at her hubby’s Mar-a-Lago compound, she doesn’t actually care that much and has instead continued to focus on hawking her NFTs, with a source telling CNN, “She cared, but not like he cared.”
We’ve also found that the search warrant raid against her husband’s Palm Beach compound inadvertently revealed that Melania and Donald don’t even share living quarters at this point, much less a bed. “She would never allow him to keep his stuff in her room, and he would frankly never ask,” another source confirmed to the outlet.
Honestly, it seems this whole ordeal would have been the perfect opportunity for Mel to re-wear her infamous old jacket because she just doesn’t really care. Do you?
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But as it turns out, according to inside sources anyway, there was one particular detail of the FBI Mar-a-Lago raid that did get Melania’s knickers in a twist… Kinda literally.
The Radar Online tabloid reports that sources say Melania Trump felt “violated” by the FBI search and seizure and ultimately bought entirely new underwear in the aftermath because the agents rifled through her closet and personal belongings and clothing.
“Melania doesn’t like the idea of strangers going rifling through her things,” a source claimed in speaking to the tabloid. “Who knows who touched her underwear during the raid? She’s never going to feel comfortable wearing those ever again.”
The insider went on to add “most people don’t know that Melania is a bigger germaphobe than her husband” and that “she hates people touching her and certainly doesn’t want to put on lingerie that FBI agents have had their hands all over.”
Of course, it’s pretty safe to assume that not a single FBI agent who was at Mar-a-Lago on August 8th gave a single rat’s ass about Melania Trump’s panties, and were instead far more concerned with the highly-classified, top-secret documents that her husband stole from the White House and then tried to hide at his country club. As such, her hubby is now facing down multiple possible violations of numerous federal laws and regulations, including the Espionage Act.
But RIP Melania’s panties, I guess.
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