President Donald Trump has unveiled a fresh face for the famed “Lincoln Bathroom” at the White House — and it’s now entirely polished marble.
Posting on his platform, Truth Social, Trump shared several photos showing the Lincoln Bathroom before and after the renovation. “I renovated the Lincoln Bathroom in the White House,” he wrote. “It was renovated in the 1940s in an art deco green tile style, which was totally inappropriate for the Lincoln Era.”
He added: “I did it in black and white polished Statuary marble. This was very appropriate for the time of Abraham Lincoln and, in fact, could be the marble that was originally there!”
sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump’s new marble shitter is pic.twitter.com/E4t85AVrK7
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 31, 2025
the tone deafness is beyond parody pic.twitter.com/byaP901Oqz
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 31, 2025
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The bathroom sits in what is known as the Lincoln Bedroom suite, a space in the White House long associated with President Abraham Lincoln. While the room has been refurbished multiple times, experts note that many changes date back to the late 1940s.
Trump’s renovation of this bathroom is part of a broader push. According to reports, he has also overhauled the adjoining “Palm Room,” replacing old, cracked floor tiles with statuary marble and upgrading lighting and fixtures.
Beyond interiors, the president is overseeing a major expansion of the East Wing. Demolition began in mid‑October, with heavy machinery tearing into the façade and columns to make way for a 90,000‑square‑foot ballroom. By late October, much of the structure had already been removed, raising eyebrows since Trump had previously suggested the existing building would remain intact.
While the renovation is impressive on its own, many people online aren’t buying Trump’s claim that the marble is historically “Lincoln‑appropriate.” Some point out that groceries are skyrocketing while he’s fussing over tiles.
Meanwhile, ordinary Americans are left worrying about basic necessities and the President priorities are all wrong. Public service is not a bathroom upgrade, it’s a responsibility to meet people’s real needs.
— Theophilus M (@theophilus367) October 31, 2025
yeah, lincoln absolutely would’ve had a bathroom made entirely of fucking marble, sure, okay, thanks, donald
— hi, no thanks (@HmmVryIntrstng) October 31, 2025
Such important priorities. All MAGA can now rest easy knowing their Orange King (who has completely lost his marbles) takes a dump in a marble bathroom JFC
— Dj Omega Mvp (@DjOmegaMVP) October 31, 2025
That sums up the problem perfectly, while everyday Americans struggle to afford food and healthcare, Trump’s focus seems to be on Lincoln luxury bathroom. Leadership should be about serving the public, which is not in his playbook.
— Theophilus M (@theophilus367) October 31, 2025
When you get voted in to end a war between Russia and Ukraine on day one and save everyone from inflation on day 1 so food can be more affordable. But instead you just have your buddies pay for renovations to the white house.
— Manna (@OhMyManna) October 31, 2025
You can really sense Trump’s concern for the millions of Americans that will lose access to food tomorrow from his excitement over renovating the White House.
— RKAtkinson (@RK_Atkinson) October 31, 2025
Yes I’m sure Lincoln would have had gold fixtures.
Is there anything this man won’t destroy?— Susan West (@SweetsueW) October 31, 2025
He’s is so out of touch that he doesn’t even know what a bad look this is. Or maybe he does and just doesn’t give a shit(which is probably more likely.)
— KalliJo (@kallijo68) October 31, 2025
Featured image via Truth social screengrab
