Scandal-ridden former President Donald Trump is absolutely desperate to breathe some sort of life into his already floundering campaign for the 2024 presidency — undoubtedly fueled further by the recent DOJ filing, confirming that in his capacity as a former US president, Trump boasts precisely NO “absolute immunity” to protect him from persecution over any of his endless crimes.
In his desperation, Trump is now releasing new campaign videos, chock full of some of the most downright unhinged, crazy, and frankly manic promises and vows in what seems to be a pathetic effort to convince the American people to punt him back into the White House for another four-year term. Apparently, this includes everything from “baby bonuses” to “freedom cities” across America to flying cars.
The disgraced former president peddled the new 3-minute campaign video on his Rumble page, which he then shared to his Truth Social account, where he captioned the clip, “It is time to start talking about GREATNESS for our Country again,” and included the hashtag, “AGENDA47.”
Trump opened the video message, “Past generations of Americans pursued big dreams and daring projects that once seemed absolutely impossible. They pushed across an unsettled continent and built new cities in the wild frontier. They transformed American life with the interstate highway system. Magnificent. It was, and they launched a vast network of satellites into orbit all around the Earth. But today, our country has lost its boldness. Under my leadership, we will get it back in a very big way.”
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“Almost one-third of the landmass of the United States is owned by the federal government with just a very, very small portion of that land,” he continued to rant. “Just a fraction. One-half of 1%.”
“We should hold a contest to charter up to ten new cities and award them to the best proposals for development,” the Trump tirade continued. “In other words, we’ll actually build new cities in our country again. These freedom cities will reopen the frontier, reignite the American imagination, and give hundreds of thousands of young people and other people, all hardworking families, a new shot at homeownership.”
“Dozens of major companies in the United States and China are racing to develop vertical takeoff and landing vehicles for families and individuals,” the washed-up president said, pivoting to the topic of literal flying cars. “Just as the United States led the automotive revolution in the last century. I want to ensure that America, not China, leads this revolution in air mobility. These breakthroughs can transform commerce, bring a giant infusion of wealth into rural America, and connect families and our country in new ways.”
“We will also have a major initiative on lowering the cost of living with a special focus on lowering the cost of a new car and lowering the cost to build a single-family home,” Trump promised American voters. “And there will be beautiful homes.”
“And I will ask Congress to support baby bonuses for young parents to help launch a new baby boom,” he said of one of the Right’s newest talking points — an alleged baby shortage in the US.
In my not-so-humble opinion, we’ll see “baby bonuses,” “freedom cities,” and flying cars about as soon as we see The Wall.
Watch the clip via Rumble here:
Featured image via screen capture
