Most normal men mark Valentine’s Day by giving their wives a bouquet of flowers, maybe some nice chocolates, a bottle of wine, or a nice card. But Donald Trump clearly is not like most men.
While we have no idea what’s going on behind the closed doors of the Trump household — and we certainly wouldn’t want to know, even if we could — the scandal-plagued former president’s public Valentine’s Day tribute to his third wife of nearly 20 years was… Bizzare, to say the very least. Though, I am sure it came from the heart, which is, frankly, the most concerning part.
On Valentine’s Day morning, the big guy’s campaign sent out a massive email blast featuring the headline, “I love you, Melania!”
Once you open the campaign email, you will find a letter that was supposedly penned by Donald J. Trump himself to his dear, beloved wife, themed with criminal prosecutions, indictments, and witch hunts — every girl’s dream:
THIS IS A VALENTINE’S DAY LETTER FROM DONALD J. TRUMP:
Thomas, this is a Valentine’s Day letter to my beautiful wife, Melania!
Dear Melania,
I LOVE YOU!
Even after every single INDICTMENT, ARREST, and WITCH HUNT, you never left my side.
You’ve always supported me through everything.
I wouldn’t be the man I am today without your guidance, kindness, and warmth.
You will always mean the world to me, Melania!
From your husband with love,
Donald J. Trump
Please leave some kind words for the First Lady this Valentine’s Day!
SEND YOUR LOVE
May God bless you,
Donald J. Trump
45th President of the United States
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But wait! This isn’t just a peak into Donald’s cold, dead heart! This is an opportunity for you to open your wallets, as well. The Valentine’s Day love letter email comes complete with not one, not two, but three “SEND YOUR LOVE” buttons that reroute you directly to a donation page.
“If you love Melania, I humbly ask you for you to leave her some kind words below!” it reads.
Another box with a caption pops up, reading, “PLEASE LEAVE SOME KIND WORDS FOR THE FIRST LADY THIS VALENTINE’S DAY – SEND HER YOUR LOVE!” They included a variety of suggested donations for your convenience, with the default landing on a recommended $47.
If you find yourself screaming in Valentine’s Day horror and wish to leave, the website will stop you, before you go, with the following warning message:
WAIT, BEFORE YOU GO!
No matter how many vicious lies and attacks they throw our way, President Trump will NEVER SURRENDER our great country to the Left’s tyranny! But the Democrats will spend billions and billions of dollars to try and stop our movement, and we’re counting on YOUR support to finish what we started.
Together, we will DISMANTLE the Deep State, WIN BACK the White House, and SAVE AMERICA in 2024! Please consider completing your contribution today. Thank you!
Melania sure is one lucky gal…
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