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Trump’s Anniversary Message To Melania Is Dry As Toast And Just As Flavorless

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President Donald Trump recently wished his missus, Melania Trump, a happy 20th anniversary in a social media post that was, well…lackluster…underwhelming, and frankly boring. The post has all the enthusiasm of someone putting on their socks—one foot, then the other.

Yes, it was that exciting.

There was no “Happy anniversary to my sweet wife, who has unfailingly put up with my indiscretions, lies, and outright cheating.” Of course, no husband would write that but at least it would be honest. Social media users also had thoughts. But here’s the original post, followed by their commentary. Just for ducks, I’ll even add one or two complimentary ones just to show how delusional some Trumpers are.

“Happy 20th anniversary to Melania!” wrote dry-as-toast Trump.

Crypto dude and political commentator Brian Krassenstein wondered:

“What is she doing with the $3 billion she just schemed off of the presidency with a ridiculous and irresponsible crypto coin? Is she buying a bunch of new shoes for her birthday?”

Melania does seem to be fond of that crypto stuff, even if some of her efforts tank. Krassenstein also joked that Trump is now “only permitted to kiss the air around her.”

@MikeRunsMiles wrote:

“This woman won’t even kiss him and isn’t going to live at the White House with him 70% of the time. He’s cheated on her multiple times including when she was pregnant… What a sham marriage… All you family loving hard working Christians voted for this”

Well, Mike isn’t wrong, now is he? We’re all getting what they (not us) deserve.

@LakeLouise1988 quipped:

“Definitely a cute couple. Happy 20th anniversary !”

See what the person above did there?

@DrOsitaMba fired back this funny meme:

Even @Number10cat had something to say.

“20 years! You get less for insurrection…”

@masonissonx posted another hilarious meme.

@RyanShead wondered “Was this before you fucked stormy Daniels, or after? …you cheated on Marla with this foreigner, right? Christian values.”

Now for the sadly deluded fools who congratulated the First Couple. Should we offer condolences to these people when they find out all of this is a lie?

@joemccuiston17 is more than one of a few who posted this meme:

@JoshuaMLinek posted: “A beautiful couple. The most handsome President in US History, President Trump. The most beautiful 1st Lady in US History, 1st Lady Melania Trump.”

I can’t wait until these people find out that they’ve been scammed in a way that’s bigger than any crypto con Melania or her husband could ever come up with. It’s coming, and I hope they find out because they are taking the rest of us down with them.

Featured image via Political Tribune Gallery

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Megan Hamilton

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Megan Colleen Hamilton was born and raised on progressive politics and she has long fought for liberal causes. She has lived in the Pacific Northwest, Nevada, Arizona, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Florida, parts of Mexico, and now Central America. Her travels have further informed her progressive beliefs in these troubled times. She is currently owned by 10 cats, two dogs, and one naughty rabbit. She actually is one of those “childless cat ladies.”

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