Okay, so Donald Trump spoke at a rally in Pennsylvania Monday where he uttered a string of words loosely connected to each other. And all of the words were about women. Of course, on most days he strings his words loosely together but he’s generally in finer form at rallies, as we all know. Where he’s more effusive, more bellicose, and more rambling (is that even proper grammar right there?)
He was in especially fine form while talking about the womenfolk, yes sirree. “Sadly, women are poorer than they were four years ago, much poorer, are less healthy than they were four years ago, are less safe on the streets than they were four years ago, are paying much higher prices for groceries and everything else than they were four years ago, are more stressed and depressed and unhappy than they were four years ago, and are less optimistic and confident in the future than they were four years ago.”
And amazingly, all of this is fact-free. Again. But Trump soldiered on, engaging in other flights of fancy.
“I believe that I will fix all of that, and fast (hear that kids, he’s gonna fix it fast!) and at long last, this nation and this national nightmare will end,” he said, mumbling on for a few more words before he thundered:
“Because I am your protector. I want to be your protector because as president I have to be your protector,” he said sidling into a slap at “fake news.”
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“I hope the fake news doesn’t go ‘Oh he wants to be their protector,’ well I am.”
I’m not sure why the news, fake or otherwise, would spend time on this, but the non-fake news might remind us of his many transgressions against women. I mean, after all, he did say he did want to grab some of us by the short and curlies.
I guess he’s forgotten that. Sure does make it difficult for many of us to believe he wants to “protect” us though. He went on to let us know he’d make us safe at the border, “in our now violent cities, in suburbs where you are under a migrant criminal siege (which he slurred by the way) and with our military protecting you from foreign enemies of which we have many today because of the incompetent leadership we had.”
“You will no longer be abandoned lonely or scared,” he continued.
In some ways, this sounds like an even worse version of that Rick Astley song. He’s never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you (hey wait a minute, Melania can tell you that last part’s NOT true.)
this is some weird shit https://t.co/ohfmpTcVyR
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 24, 2024
And the audience actually buys all of this. Plenty of female voices can be heard enthusiastically supporting his nonsense. Of course, I’m sure there’s no beer or other alcoholic beverages at the venue, right? I’m sure that had nothing to do with this.
But that’s not all. He wants the womenfolk to be cranking out them kids, he does.
“We are much stronger than the Democrats. We want beautiful babies in our country. We want you to have your beautiful, beautiful perfect baby,” he told the crowd. “We want those babies and we need them.”
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!! Dang that gives me the creeps. This is too much Handmaid’s Tale for me folks. But here he is anyway, effusive and blabbering.
Get breeding, ladies. https://t.co/3CCYOyXYfK
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 24, 2024
When you put his two speeches together, there are no facts to be had anywhere. It’s just him thinking he can somehow dupe the little women into believing him. And why would we believe a bellicose, overhyped four-times-bankrupt-barely billionaire over a strong woman who has earned the name Momala from her family?
Really, why?
“Never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie.”
Yeah, right.
Featured image via screengrab.
