As we’re all painfully aware by this point, scandal-plagued and thoroughly cash-strapped former President Donald Trump has recently made the transition from an NFT salesman, to a $400 tacky gold shoe salesman, to now a $60 infomercial-style “God Bless America” Bible salesman — all of which chalks up to a truly desperate attempt to knock a dent in his ever-mounting millions in legal fees and fines.
The ex-president and 2024 Republican frontrunner debuted his new Bible, endorsed by himself and country music singer Lee Greenwood, in a 3-minute Truth Social video that reeked of a late-night QVC infomercial program, calling the Bible his “favorite book.”
The “patriotic”, American flag-emblazoned Bibles are themed off Greenwood’s infamous “God Bless The USA” song that Donald loves to pump at his rallies and feature a handwritten chorus to “God Bless The USA” and copies of the U.S. Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the Declaration of Independence and the Pledge of Allegiance — all for the low, low price of $59.99.
His newest schtick has made headlines across the nation and drawn the attention of renowned body language expert Dr. Jack Brown and, of course, Saturday Night Live, who absolutely nailed their parody of Trump’s now-infamous Bible commercial.
With all of this new attention surrounding Trump’s supposed devoutness to religion and the Holy Book, popular former federal prosecutor and social media user Ron Filipkowski took to X (formerly known as Twitter) with an old video of Trump attempting to follow along with The Lord’s Prayer as his wife Melania read it off to a crowd.
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Filipkowsi writes in the caption of the resurfaced clip, “Several years ago, Trump attempted to recite The Lord’s Prayer. However, when you watch his mouth you see he has absolutely no idea what the words are.”
Several years ago, Trump attempted to recite The Lord’s Prayer. However, when you watch his mouth you see he has absolutely no idea what the words are. pic.twitter.com/eYgvja2AKZ
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 31, 2024
People had quite a bit of… Thoughts on the matter:
He’s such an idiot. I heard he claimed (again) that he’s the “chosen one!” 🥴🤮
— Ashley Votes Blue ☮️ (@KuckelmanAshley) April 1, 2024
He has come a long way now in endorsing a Bible – out of the many he has! 🤣. What is he going to sell next?
— worldist Americana. (@AntiMagat2) April 1, 2024
He didn’t need to know the words. He planned to rewrite it once he was anointed as the new lord.
— DanniDunn – 💙💛🇺🇦Take a stand for democracy. (@wyo2step) March 31, 2024
He only mouths “power and glory for ever and ever – Amen.”
Those are his favorite words. pic.twitter.com/UUcFoWRzu1
— 𝗧𝗘𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗦™ (@TellMeMoreFacts) March 31, 2024
In fairness, Donald Trump knows the words to The Lord’s Prayer just as well as he knows the words to The Star Spangled Banner.
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) March 31, 2024
— Suzanne Hatton (@SuzanneHatton4) March 31, 2024
Hahahaha – is that the same guy that published his own bible?
— apejax (@jaxaping) March 31, 2024
That must be his favorite bible verse from his favorite book. Lol. What a joke. I’m surprised he didn’t spontaneously ignite into flames.
— Jill 🙃🫶🏻✌🏻 (@JillPalermo10) March 31, 2024
But he REALLY wants you to buy his Bible anyway…
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