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Trump Boasts Tiffany Graduated ‘No. 1’ In Class—But Georgetown Reportedly Doesn’t Rank Students Or List Her With Honors

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Another day, another lie from Donald Trump. I know, what else is new, right? If the man is breathing, he’s lying. But this time he centered that lie around the forgotten daughter, Tiffany Trump. This time around he said something that’s truly unusual, boasting that Tiffany graduated at #1, the first in her class at Georgetown Law School.

So why is this unusual? Because, as Georgetown notes on its very own website, it doesn’t rank graduating students, unlike other universities that do, The Mirror US  and The Daily Beast report.

This caught the attention of Ron Filipkowski, and let me tell you folks, this man, who is the editor-in-chief of MeidasTouch.com, rarely misses anything Trump.

“Trump told people in NC yesterday that Tiffany Trump graduated number one in her law school class, except her law school doesn’t rank students and she is not even listed as a [sic] with honors.”

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You may have ascertained by now that Tiffany is the daughter that Trump rarely mentions, except perhaps when he’s on the outs with Ivanka, which he still may be right now since she made it clear that she wanted nothing to do with politics a couple of Novembers ago. When was that? Oh, that’s right, Nov. 22, 2022, when dear old Dad announced his presidential intentions.

It’s rather sad that Trump can’t find things to say about his youngest daughter that are actually true. But we all know he’s a big blowhard who probably believes this particular lie. He lies so often that he probably can’t tell which is the truth and which is an untruth. He’s that bad.

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Tiffany did have a very brief singing career, but unlike her sister-in-law Lara Trump, apparently knows when to quit. She sings far, far better than Lara so this proves there is little justice in the world since we still have to listen to her painful caterwauling.

She’s also interned at Vogue and is married to billionaire Michael Boulos, so obviously money isn’t a worry for her.

As is usual, whenever Filipkowski posts about anything Trump, folks in the Twitterverse (sorry Elon) made their thoughts clear.

@kenjansen had questions for the former president:

“Question for Trump, spell Tiffany, what is her adddress?, what law school did she attend? Spell potato.”

Trump can’t even spell “poll” correctly, and people expect him to spell “potato?” Really?

Other X posters, like @MaTTFLaMMaBLe demonstrated lacerating witt:

“Wait. He lied? I’m shocked, like when I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof.”

Others, like @ashleighlondon reminded us of his alliance with a certain dead billionaire pedophile.

@TheTiniestVoice wrote:

“To be fair, if he weren’t lying, someone should check his pulse.”

This person has a point. If he has a pulse, if he breathes, he’s lying.

Just for fun I’ve posted a clip of Tiffany Trump singing Like A Bird. And she’s the Trump who quit singing? Damn.

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Megan Hamilton

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Megan Colleen Hamilton was born and raised on progressive politics and she has long fought for liberal causes. She has lived in the Pacific Northwest, Nevada, Arizona, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Florida, parts of Mexico, and now Central America. Her travels have further informed her progressive beliefs in these troubled times. She is currently owned by 11 cats, two dogs, and one naughty rabbit. She actually is one of those “childless cat ladies.”

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