Donald Trump and his administration always had the ability to make even the purest of saints experience a full range of all the worst emotions within no less than a 24-hour period. Guaranteed.
Every day during his presidency, it seemed, I would spend my waking moments full of anger, sadness, fury, heartbreak, terror, and a few more emotions that I don’t think they’ve even quite managed to put a name to yet, only to wake up the next morning after a few hours of troubled sleep to do it all over again.
And honestly, how could you not feel all these things? Brown children were being ripped from the arms of their parents and indefinitely thrown in cages where some of them lost their lives.
The Black Lives Matter Movement was forced to take to the streets because white police officers still enjoyed free reign to murder black men and women in the streets and while they’re sleeping in their beds.
The entire nation was under immense fire from a literal deadly pandemic that Donald Trump did everything he could to not deal with, but rather just pretended as though it didn’t exist as we reached new, even more sickening death tolls with each passing moment.
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But every once in a while the comedic gods of the universe would smile down on us and offer us a little bit of hilarious, albeit usually pretty grisly, comic relief.
And folks, I guess the universe thought we’d had enough and decided to bless us.
Because there was something up with Trump’s ass.
Back when he was still president, Trump seemingly tried to soothe his pain over the resounding lack of that wall he’s been yearning for so hard by tweeting out a photo of himself (before he got banned) standing in front of a fence. Because I guess, evidently, it was a suitable substitute in the Cream of Wheat that is Donald Trump’s brain.
But I’ve gotta be honest with you, as much as I hate to admit it, I couldn’t even pay any attention to the fence.
In the photo, Trump was facing the fence with his back to the camera, and frankly, it looked as though the dude had two boxes down his britches. One for each cheek.
https://t.co/UofUgsWXXv pic.twitter.com/DXr6rPYi6m
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 6, 2020
I don’t even know how to approach this, guys. But Twitter did the hard work for me:
What is that winged double box shaped contraption under your suit in the lower back/glute area in picture # 4? pic.twitter.com/6ekEz2Uk6I
— Tom Joseph (@TomJChicago) July 6, 2020
Maybe it’s the lower 1/3 of Lindsey Graham…. Seriously, I think it’s some type of body brace to keep his torso from pitching backwards, common w/ his type of FTD. There are pictures of examples in this TL
— Tom Joseph (@TomJChicago) July 6, 2020
Depends? Back brace? Only trump could take what might be an expensive suit and make it look like it came off the rack at walmart.
— Stella Stella (@OStellaStella) July 6, 2020
Frontal dementia….they use a brace to help correct his leaning.#TrumpIsUnwell pic.twitter.com/s892DGb138
— Kelly Somers (@KellySomers7) July 6, 2020
He must have suffered a stroke at some point, maybe that’s why the mystery hospital visit months ago, and he can’t stand up straight without help. His body is as messed up as his mind.
— MysTerry woman (@mys_terry27) July 6, 2020
I can’t say with any certainty what’s going on here, folks. It could be a botched butt job, some implants gone wrong, a sign of some serious dementia, or maybe dude’s just got a blocky behind that we never noticed before.
What whatever it is, there’s no doubt that there’s a lot to “unpack” here.
Featured image via screen capture
