Well, ladies, gentlemen, and non-binary friends — the mystery has been solved. The wait is over. You may rest your heads easy tonight when you lie down for bed. Because we now know at least the minimum number of toes that Marjorie Taylor Greene has on her strange feet.
I’m sure no one has forgotten her recent beach trip with her fellow GOP dirtbag, Matt Gaetz, during which people caught sight of her ghastly-looking feet and began to speculate that she only had three toes. It was such an ordeal, in fact, that it quite literally earned her the hilarious, if not premature nickname of “Marjorie Three-Toes.”
Seriously, it was such a big deal that we covered it here if you need a quick refresher on the Marjorie Taylor Greene feet drama of 2021.
But our questions have since been answered, folks.
Former federal prosecutor and popular Twitter user Ron Filipkowski took to Twitter recently with a new, up close and personal photo of the controversial Georgia House Rep.’s feet. Greene had attended some ridiculous event or another, where she wore a pale tan pair of open-toed sandals to go with her coral pink dress.
Everyone speculating after the beach photos a while back that she has 3 toes have been proven wrong. She definitely has at least 4. pic.twitter.com/tGmZJImacs
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) May 5, 2022
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In the zoomed-in shot of her feet (yes, people are actually zooming in on her feet, it’s gotten that serious at this point) we can see that Marjorie Taylor Greene has all five of her toes on her left foot, and at least four on the other. The logical explanation for the possible missing toe on her right foot is likely that her pinky toe is tucked down in the strap of her sandal.
But nevertheless, social media is having a heyday with it:
Oh fuck, Ron.
You gotta put a warning on that shit.
🤢— Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz) May 5, 2022
Allow me to weigh in here as a part-time amateur podiatrist, I can’t tell whether she is missing the one who ate roast beef or the one who went “wee wee wee” all the way home.
— The Lake Beast™ (@LakeBeast) May 6, 2022
Can a plastic surgeon weigh in here? Because this looks like the kind of feet you’d have after hoof-into-to-toe surgery.
— Jay Black (@jayblackisfunny) May 5, 2022
Not so funny now huh? Gonna make millions off of this! pic.twitter.com/kzBlp6BfrH
— Don’t hit send! (@FoxPooting) May 5, 2022
That’s worse than the Cawthorn video!
— Paloma_Wear A Damn Mask 😷 🕊️ #StandWithUkraine (@palomapoetry) May 6, 2022
I sold ladies shoes for about 10 or so years so I have seen a lot of nasty ugly feet and these go up in the top 10 for sure.
— Melissa L (@MusicCityMissy) May 5, 2022
I’ve spoken to several professional big game trackers and they just can’t seem to identify what kind of hoof that is.
— Say it loud, say it proud, 46! (@leap441) May 5, 2022
Well, there you have it, folks. You’re welcome. Or… I’m sorry.
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