Here we are, just four short days away from the single most important election in our lifetime, with Donald Trump set to lose in a landslide to his Democratic opponent, former Vice President Joe Biden (provided that the electoral college doesn’t completely screw us over again) and the Trump family/team is still harping on about the nonsense that got the guy impeached — Hunter Biden.
Frankly, you would think these people have bigger fish to fry at this point, right? But I guess all those sayings really do ring true — old habits die hard, you can’t teach an old dog new tricks, etc. What I’m trying to get at here is the fact that these people clearly cling to the same tired, overdone narrative, no matter how many times it’s been brutally debunked.
Donald’s eldest child and namesake, Donald Trump Jr., proved as much earlier this week when talking to a crowd of MAGA supporters at a rally of sorts, held at a shooting range/bar hybrid establishment in Daytona Beach.
“‘I’d be in jail a long time ago,” Don Jr. declared to the crowd. “I’d call my friend Kyle, I’d say put me on the phone, I’ll be in Rikers Island prison, I’d be feeding quarters into a payphone trying to do a little rally.”
“My buddy would be holding this up here,” he added as he made a phone motion with his hand.
“‘I’d try to give a stump speech doing my best not to drop the soap,” he quipped, igniting laughter from the crowd. “It’s true!”
Speaking of his father’s impeachment I mentioned above, Jr. declared, “They impeached Donald Trump for being right about Joe Biden.” — A false narrative, considering his father was impeached for quite literally attempting to extort an entire country for dirt that didn’t even exist on his political opponent.
I hate to break it to you, Don. Actually… No, I don’t. No amount of crude, immature, and tasteless jokes will save you from what’s coming. Your father is going to lose. Multiple different entities will be coming after him and your entire family. And ironically enough, you will be in Riker’s… Trying not to drop the soap.
You can watch Jr.’s rally here:
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