I’ve been doing this sort of political journalism for quite a long time now. I’ve covered the Obama administration. I’ve covered the entire long, hard, terrifying, and disastrous four years of Donald Trump’s term. I’ve covered the destruction. I’ve covered the crimes. I’ve covered the heartbreaking moments and the ones so petrifying that it chills you to your very core. I’ve even covered the hilariously appalling moments we’ve lived through over the past 6 years or so since Trump made his way on the scene.
With all that being said, it’s pretty safe to say that there’s just not much left that I haven’t already seen and heard throughout my career. And it’s pretty safe to say that not much truly “gets” me these days. You become quite desensitized to the nonsense over the years, and while you still get a disgusted sick stomach, or a chill that runs down your spine, or you get a good snort out of some hilarious thing or another from time to time, it tends to take a lot to truly take you back.
But this… Y’all… This got me.
As I’m sure you’re well aware by now, a redacted version of the Mar-a-Lago affidavit that led to the search and seizure warrant against Donald Trump’s Palm Beach was recently released by a federal judge. Redacted is, of course, an understatement, as much like the Mueller report, there were pages of the document that were entirely blocked out with thick black lines, short of just a literal word or two. In fact, there was one page that allegedly only contained the word “ketchup.”
Now, Trump Camp has been pretty wishy-washy about the whole release of the affidavit. They desperately want to know the name and identity of the “mole” inside Mar-a-Lago that informed on the ex-president to the FBI and the DOJ, but they’re also not seemingly too super keep on the rest of Donald’s dirty laundry being aired out to the American public.
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But, apparently, Trump’s son Don Jr. has really big… really bizarre feelings about the whole situation.
In a new post on Instagram, the eldest Trump son posted a photo of his father on the golf course, in his trademarked khakis, white polo, and MAGA hat. But trust me, that’s not the weird part. The image of the ex-president was edited to include a generously large redaction bar between the washed-up former guy’s legs, with the caption, “Redact this!!!”
You know exactly where I’m talking about.
And to say it’s of a generous size would be an understatement. It literally goes past Donnie’s knees. See for yourself:
Junior is one sick dude. pic.twitter.com/eFQRcaU9nL
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) August 26, 2022
That, my friends, is a clear reference from Don Jr. about the size of his father’s genitals.
Social media had… Thoughts:
Fixed it. pic.twitter.com/UOmjD6G2Ps
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) August 27, 2022
— Motown_Mike (@MotownMike2) August 27, 2022
This is literally a demonstration of Donald Trump Jr having penis envy for his father. How effed up is that?
— Dr. Jack Brown (@DrGJackBrown) August 27, 2022
Here you go Junior. You wanted it unredacted, you got it. pic.twitter.com/2P7YVigGcH
— Hounddog (@TheHounddog71) August 27, 2022
JFC did JR really do that to a pic of his own dad?!?
— Robin of Hogsmeade (@LikeKlown) August 27, 2022
stormy said it was like a little mushroom pic.twitter.com/gUiCGOEvDZ
— Colin Wells (@ColinH_Wells) August 27, 2022
You can’t make this stuff up…
Featured image via Political Tribune Gallery
