“I’m Very Healthy, An Absolutely Perfect Physical Specimen!”: Trump Goes Berserk Over Revelation That His Medical Records Were Seized From His Estate

Whatever helps you sleep at night, buddy.


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In case you hadn’t already noticed (though, at this point, you’d have to live under a rock to avoid it) scandal-ridden ex-President Donald Trump is having some serious big boy feelings about the FBI search and seizure warrant raid that was executed against his Mar-a-Lago country club turned personal post-White House residence.

The raid took place on August 8th, nearly a month ago now, yet the former guy unsurprisingly just cannot let it go. And, frankly, there’s really no wonder, considering how much trouble he’s facing down.

The Department of Justice recently released a bombshell 36-page court filing, complete with damning photos, confirming that multiple highly-classified government documents, including many with clear “Top Secret” markings, were discovered in Donald Trump’s personal Mar-a-Lago office during the FBI’s execution of the search and seizure warrant raid at his estate.

A detailed list of seized items released by the DOJ included more than 11,000 unclassified government records found at Mar-a-Lago, all of which Trump claims he had the right to keep upon the end of his presidency, that actually belong to the National Archives and Records Administration.

Eighteen marked “Top Secret,” 53 labeled “Secret,” and 31 marked “Confidential” were found inside Donald Trump’s Palm Beach compound. Among those, 7 top secret, 17 secret, and 3 confidential files were discovered in Donald’s personal office.

An additional several dozen folders clearly labeled “classified” were discovered empty in the ex-president’s personal office — which his attorney Alina Habba has since “jokingly” suggested were simply invisible — raising serious suspicion that the former president or his people lost, destroyed, or hid sensitive documents from government officials.

But as it turns out, according to a recent New York Times report, there were a few materials of the personal nature that also got swept up in the Mar-a-Lago raid — including Donald Trump’s long sought-after taxes, and his personal medical records.

And wouldn’t you know, Donald is extremely upset about that.

Following the news that FBI agents seized his medical records from his Palm Beach compound, the washed-up former guy took to his floundering Truth Social platform with yet another unhinged, bizarre rant, this time to claim that, although the government seized his medical records, they will only find that he is, in fact, an “absolutely perfect physical specimen.”

I’m not joking.

Not only did the FBI steal my Passports in the FBI Raid and Break-In of my home, Mar-a-Lago, but it has just been learned through court filings that they also improperly took my complete and highly confidential medical file and history, with all the bells and whistles (at least they’ll see that I’m very healthy, an absolutely perfect physical specimen!), plus personal Tax Records (Illegal to take), and lawyer/client/privileged information, a definite NO, NO. Days of the Soviet Union!”

I’m sorry, dude. But we’ve seen what you eat. Absolutely no one who is existing off a steady diet of fast food, Diet Coke, and a horrifying amount of condiments is the “perfect physical specimen.” But whatever helps you sleep at night, buddy.

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